/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://vocaroo.com/13dTMslYkPM3

[Verse]
I got another Link story to tell.
Stink, about how a poor NEET was born in hell.
And right then and there it's no hope
cause a NEET can't escape the Fud and the Link.
Damn! And when its dump on dump, that makes it shitty.
Can't survive in the Chainlink city.
And fool that's bet.
Cause when you grow up holdin Chainlink, you gots ta stake a bag.
Geah, Its not that you want to but you have to.
Don't be a nolinker, cause niggers might laugh you
straight off the mutherfuckin biz.
Can't deal with Fuddy bustas so they asses get clocked.
geah, who gives a fuck about another.
Only got love for my fuckin Linky brothers.
Geah but I'm young so nobody would wonder
That the Link would take me under.

[always staked and eager to buy a stink
The Link done took me under.]

[Verse]
Now I'm a few ages older
grey hair on my nuts and I'm still a bag holder.
And poolin in Stinks, I has to do my fuckin part,
I'm down for the Links and its planted in the heart.
Fool. At biz slappin on the jannys asses
Fuck the jew education so I skip a lot of classes.
Cause ain't no teaching a nigger Linker the jews reality.
Teach me the mutherfuckin Linkystink mentality.
Pop pop pop, drops the fudder
if he's posting on my board I gots ta shoot da Adem mutherfucker.
Geah I'm in it to win it and can't quit.
Fool, and ready die for this shit.
One times can't fade the fudd tuff.
Puttin my Link in Sergays ass to make times rough.
I'm the neighbourhood beggar but I never wondered
that the Chainlink would take me under.

[always staked and eager to buy a stink
The Link done took me under.]

>>58121932
Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I'm a linkie.
'Cause every time I click reply
These fuddies get paid a dime
To try to fuck with my mind
I guess I'm a linkie!
'Cause I'm a linkie
You're goddamn right
I'm a linkie
Yeah, I'm a linkie

My linkies are like a saturn with a cube on top
That'll play havoc in your head
Whether you're a fuddie or braindead
Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest,
Pants or dress,
Hate fuddies? The answer's "yes"!

Fuddie-phobic? Nah, you're just sirga-phobic
Staring at my coin, watching my folio bulging
That's my motherfucking cubes
You'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my wallet
You'll never get hold of 'em

"Hey, it's me, Fuddie
Whoops, somebody shot me,
And I was just checking the mail."
Get it? Checking the 'male'?

How many cubes you expect me to sell
After your second fud thread goes directly to page 12?
C'mon! Relax guy, I like Bulgarians
Right, Adem? Give me an "amen". Adem!

Please Lord, this coin needs VC's
Heal this coin, help us destroy these feces
Oh, and please send me a brand new candle
And a pump, while my cube's still in the top hundred.

(Chorus)

Fuddie's mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The FudLet came out disfigured, mindbroke indeed
It was a jeet who would grow up just as brown as she
Don't dare reply to that fuddie cause he'll earn a rupee.

I'm a linkie, a bizraeli caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to pump when Serger's gonna dump?
So as I got older and my portfolio got taller
My cubes shrunk smaller, but my stack got larger

I swap more ether
To blue boxes for cheaper
Then you wanna fud me for not being meeker
The dumps got freakier when Sergey got doordash
Big Macs in his Office, still on the clock
Watching his HR roasties on TikTok

Now don't ignore me
You won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blue-eyed aryan
And my link is stinky.
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of fuddies that goon
And post about their addiction to internet visual poon

(Chorus)

>>57475544
https://vocaroo.com/1eRqORfgf8H6

[Verse]
Yo mon Lin-ki dibby dib yo da dub hold Chainlink mon (I love Big Macs)
Yo di dub dub staking
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Pools Closed
Yo mon da dub dub Stinky Linkie
(I love Big Macs)
Lin-ki dibby dib yo da dub dub Pool
Yo da dub dub Closed
Lin-ki dibby dib no mo Fud Fud
Yo mon da dub dub jaaah
Sneeeeeeed!
(I love Big Macs)

[Chorus]
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba Link Linkies
mon Bop ba Linkie Stinkys
Be bop ba bodda ganja Stinkys
Bop mi hold an stake Linkies
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba Link Linkies
mon Bop ba Linkie Stinkys
Be bop ba bodda ganja Stinkys
Bop mi hold an stake Linkies
mon da ba biz fuddy da ba fuddy do Pools Closed

>>56826894
https://vocaroo.com/1hHQzDMNlfAj

[Verse]
Steppin' in the game, I'm feelin' like the boss (the boss)
Chainlink stakin', yeah, I'm countin' up the coins (countin' up)
V2 latest, got the whole game on lock (on lock)
No pooler cope, we droppin' bombs around the clock (boom)
POOLS CLOSED, we takin' over every block

[Chorus]
(Yo, yo)
We ride like an Oracle Ferrari (vroom, vroom)
Money stackin' high, we don't say sorry (uh-uh)
Gangster rap, we keep it real, no facade
Chainlink stakin' got us feelin' like the gods (oh yeah)
We breakin' through, ain't nothin' holdin' us back (ain't nothin')
In the crypto game, we attack, attack

https://vocaroo.com/1c5FM1nwonmQ

[Verse]
Got the Chainlink, feeling like a king
I'm in love with the bling, it's my favorite thing (thing)
Rockin' on my neck, shining so bright
Everyone be askin', "Where'd you get it last night?" (last night)
I got it for the low low, had to make a move

[Chorus]
I'm in love with the Chainlink, it's my time to glow (ooh-yeah)
Drippin' in ice, always stealin' the show (ooh-yeah)
When I step in the room, they all stop and stare
I'm feelin' so fly, like I'm walkin' on air
I'm in love with the Chainlink, it's my status quo (ooh-yeah)
I'm rockin' it every day, watchin' the haters go (ooh-yeah)
I'm flexin' so hard, they can't keep up the pace
I'm livin' my dream, and I'm catchin' the chase (ooh-yeah)

Get it

Dump a Chainlink, I don't know the number
Flexin' on these niggas, every Burger at McDonalds
Steady takin' stakes, but never pumpin' numbers
Even then, y'all don't worry nothin'
And I'd like to give a shout out to my NEETs with a make it stack
And shout outs all my niggas with escape plans
Uh, twenty threads, cock cage
We could either /biz/ check or we can make plans
Pockets loaded, oracle loaded, okay, let's rock and roll this
Time to go, LINK, Stake, and Two maxxed out wallets
Locked and loaded, Juels is glowin', chart-climbing on 'em
You'd think Simeon jumpin' out the window how I cut him open
Nexo right around the corner, line 'em up the block and run em over
Sometimes I even stop the eating' when it's time to focus

My shirts, blue plaid, my pants, velour
Create, explore, expand, conquer
I came, I saw, I came, I saw
I post the Frog, then break the law
I take what's mine, then dump some more
It pumps, it dumps, it pumps, it dumps
I came, I saw, I came, I saw
I post the Frog, then break the law
I take what's mine, then take some more
It pumps, it dumps, it pumps, it dumps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eDpH4hMW1o

(Up in da cube)
Where you stakin' for the summer, homie?
(Up in da cube)
Jumpin' out the stretch Hummer runnin'
(Up in da cube)
post frogs from board to board
(Up in da cube)
With my bags I'm fadin' all-a y'all
(Up in da cube)
Can a nigga pay his Data feeds
(Up in da cube)
Before FUDfags shank me with a butter knife
(Up in da cube)
Upper level or a lower price
(Up in da cube)
Still the same be where we first buy

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
Look, stinki, I got the Links if you into holdin' bags
I'm into dumpin' stacks, I ain't into makin' loss
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rugged

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
Look, stinki, I got the Links if you into holdin' bags
I'm into dumpin' stacks, I ain't into makin' loss
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rugged

I'm a fat dude, with some fat dreams
See these Link cubes? See these Ice Creams?
Two man dev team, million dollar boat
That's whiter than what's spillin' down yo moms throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior nolink suicide-wrist red
I can exercise you, McD be your Phys. Ed
Dump on your man, ma, that's how you get ahizzead

I'm sleeping on a billion dollars
Chainlink
I'm holdin
Oracle mania
I'm holdin
I'm sleeping on a billion dollars
And I say right about now bizness and finance

Oh no, oh Sergey, he did it, he's back
In the back of that black Maybach, tweeting
Now, blow that motherfucking Link up to the sky
La la la la la la la
Pumpin that Chainlink, you can't FUD me nothing, right?
La la la la la la la la
Make it in this bullrun and I'm riding a bankrun
Linkies, private keys, what, what? I got some
Nodes are wholesale, DeFi, usecase
Yellow BigMac car, Burger Coupon
I can make it binance margin in here we long
We up a hundred grand whenever I push a new meme
Come one, come on, there's too many shitcoins
2.8k what you want me to tell you?
Make it rain, rory cuck, go and grab an umbrella
-Ella, -ella, -ella, holy shit
So much LINK, a nigga have to shovel it
So much LINK, NEETS tax evade the Government
Now we can all shill along for the fuck of it
FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD

Hey, this is the FUD board, welcome to the FUD board
I mean, I'm postin more braps than a red board
This is a problem, this is not business
I hope reddit niggas are about to lose it
uncle, don't do it, uncle, done did it
uncle keep fuddin til you done with it
Bring them to the FUD board, show them the FUD board
Take them to the FUD board, we in the FUD board

I'm sleeping on a billion dollars
Chainlink
I'm holdin
Oracle mania
I'm holdin
I'm sleeping on a billion dollars
And I say right about now bizness and finance

Oh no, oh Sergey, he did it, he's back
In the back of that black Maybach, tweeting
Now, blow that motherfucking Link up to the sky
La la la la la la la
Pumpin that Chainlink, you can't FUD me nothing, right?
La la la la la la la la
Make it in this bullrun and I'm riding a bankrun
Linkies, private keys, what, what? I got some
Nodes are wholesale, DeFi, usecase
Yellow BigMac car, Burger Coupon
I can make it binance margin in here we long
We up a hundred grand whenever I push a new meme
Come one, come on, there's too many shitcoins
2.8k what you want me to tell you?
Make it rain, rory cuck, go and grab an umbrella
-Ella, -ella, -ella, holy shit
So much LINK, a nigga have to shovel it
So much LINK, NEETS tax evade the Government
Now we can all shill along for the fuck of it
FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD

Hey, this is the FUD board, welcome to the FUD board
I mean, I'm postin more braps than a red board
This is a problem, this is not business
I hope reddit niggas are about to lose it
uncle, don't do it, uncle, done did it
uncle keep fuddin til you done with it
Bring them to the FUD board, show them the FUD board
Take them to the FUD board, we in the FUD board