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>>57399699
Why? Do fat women eat their cats?

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>>57105979
Hey butthole, how does one go about trading 10 minute to expiry options?

Theres got to be a way to do with without having $45000 for each spy call in your account. There just has to be.

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Just bought $300 in february puts. SPY at 431.

Fuck me why am I such a retarded bobo

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I'm going to short this piece of shit stock market until I'm broke. And then it will dump.

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Xcel losing about 2 GW of power (or around 4 billion kwh this quarter) from having one of their nuclear plants down. They charge something like 10 cents per kwh so that should equate to a pretty substantial loss for them. Maybe enough to put them in the red this quarter.

If so, puts are super fucking cheap bc utilities have such a low implied volatility.... could be a real fucking lottery ticket.

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Im pretty sure xcel energy is going to have a huge earnings miss.

Just saying. Ive gotten blown out a lot recently so...

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Forgot to link the latest stats in the last general.
October stats

Browser (historical method)
MAU: 63.37M (-0.4% vs Sep31 days)
DAU: 23.90M (HWM +2.2%; 28 day mean: 23.15M +2%)
DAU:MAU: 0.37

Browser (visible funnel method)
MAU: 56.02M (+4% Sep31)
DAU: 23.65M (HWM +2.7%; 28 day mean: 22.89M +2.4%)
DAU:MAU: 0.41
QPM: 767.2M (+6.3% normalized to 31 days)
Annualized: 9.03B (365 * QPM / 31; +2.9%)
QPD Peak 10/30: 25.89M (+3.9%)
7-day mean: 24.37M (+5.5%)
28-day mean: 23.88M (+3.6%)

Browser & Search growth better MoM — still working to get back to 2x/year.
>https://twitter.com/BrendanEich/status/1720136528377385120

>>56813705
You never asked.

>>56813712
No.

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