/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21988270
He's focused anon
> Thought leaders in cutting edge defi struggle with simple zoom conferences

>>15552723
> Spergers waddles up on stage like a penguin
> Same unwashed plaid shirt
> Starting to rip like Ricky from trailer park boys
> The lady who hands him the mic is visually gagging from the smell
> "Fundamentally umm hello is this on?"
> Taps the microphone aggressively
> Begins to sweat...
> "Umm well hello Singapore!
Fundamentally decentralized smart contracts no data on chain need to buy link"
> "No money no honey my Singaporean investors"
> Sergey winks into the audience.
> "You can trust me, I've moved on from my 700k dumps. I'm a changed man. Chainlink is forward thinking meritocracy"
> "Also we're hiring and ummm apply here on the internet"
> "Oh I had a big announcement but it looks like I'm out of time"
> "Ummm ahh ummm nevermind. Does anyone have a towel?"

>>15414831

>>12591807