/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13452325
whatever boomer, I have a portable wrist node with 28,000 mAh battery backup and Blockstream satellite uplink to maintain lightning channels states for when I go to my local Starbucks and buy a _s_oy_latte

>>12919943
>> Node is down. Goddamnit
>buy portable raspberry pi wrist node
>100000mAh battery backup
>blockstream satellite uplink
>watchdog scripts running in cron to maintain channel states
>The future of money.

>when you can't afford the on-chain TX fee to close your open lightning channels but you really want to go to starbucks for that s o y latte

>when you can't afford to close your lightning channels but you really want to go out and get that soi latte

if you can't independently implement segwit and lightning network on a raspberry pi in at least 3 different languages you are a retard who knows nothing about bitcoin. you don't deserve crypto and should just use fiat.

>>9874548
>do you run a full node?
HAHA do you even have to ask? I run DOZENS OF FULL NODES secretly placed in strategic locations (you can hide a raspberry pi a lot of places). that way its more decentralized. I also have a battery backup portable node with blockstream satellite uplink, pic related. that way I can maintain my open lightning channels when I go out for a soi latte

whatever, brainlets. bitcoin is for programming nerds only, its not ready for your grandma or your sub-saharan nigger population. if you can't run a raspberry pi full node and maintain open channel states 24/7 you don't deserve to use bitcoin and should just use fiat.

>>9843016
>he thinks normies and grandmas are going to run a full node and open/close/maintain lightning channel states

whatever, cashie. I have a portable full node raspberry pi with battery backup and satellite uplink, busily verifying transactions and maintaining my lightning channel states for me. this is the future of money.

>we're going to overthrow the banking system with raspberry pi full nodes
the absolute state of corecucks

https://youtu.be/yGrUOLsC9cw

>>9481801
Bitcoin is a small-world near-complete graph, not a mesh. The only nodes are the mining nodes, check the whitepaper. You can stick your raspberry pi "non-mining nodes" right up your ass, at least they won't be detracting from the network anymore

whatever, cashies.. you can take the chink miners we dont need them, we'll just mine bitcoin with our gpus like the old days. you can take the op codes and all the spam tx's, good luck with your gigabyte blocks kek. we'll be busy coding the future of money on the Lightning Network. I'm working on a portable, wearable raspberry pi full node you can connect to Blockstream satellites so you can confirm every transaction from anywhere on the globe

whatever, cashie.. you can take the chink miners we dont need them, we'll just mine bcore with our gpus like the old days. you can take the op codes and all the spam tx's, good luck with your gigabyte blocks kek. we'll be busy coding the future of money on the Lightning Network. I'm working on a portable, wearable raspberry pi full node you can connect to Blockstream satellites so you can confirm every transaction from anywhere on the globe

>>9121259
cant wait to get the satellite uplink upgrade for my raspberry pip boy so I can still confirm transactions from my full node while enjoying my soi latte at starbucks purchased on the (((lightning network)))

Bitcoin Core's idea of progress - the fix for always onchain lightning nodes for the average user

Btc having trouble breaking 9k meanwhile on the peer-to-peer trading platform Shapeshift, the most popular trade today by a landslide is bitcoin core (BTC) for BCH.

I had to switch cause my battery died and I can't keep my lightning hub open 24r a day anymore, cash now and making bank too.

I'm not to good on the technical part op but I was recommended one of these to assist us bitcoin holders to keep from losing our coins. With the lightning network you have to keep your channels open and this here will help while your out while out shopping as an added bonus it will verify every transaction.

core coin is ok if you dont mind wearing something like one of these to keep your lightning channel open all the time so you don't lose funds

>tfw you have to maintain your open lightning channel or your bitcoins disappear but you really want that starbucks soy latte