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>buy puts
it goes up
>buy calls
it goes down
>BUY PUTS AND CALLS FOR THE SAME STOCK
it crabs

Im gonna kill myself

>most likely wont be able to buy C3ai on my yuropoor shitbroker
>other broker wants 7€ per trade

why must I suffer in this shithole

>>23640741
most people are mentally ill, they just hide it very well in public
the lockdown gives them an excuse to go full apeshit

remember the mouse utopia experiment? we're at the last stage
people are starting to kill each other more and more for the dumbest reasons

bros why is apple grenading itself rn?

>>22809010
>wanna buy ETF
>have to pay taxes on unrealized profits in germany

when will I wake up from this nightmare...

I think my govt wants to kill me

We have to work in shifts at this one company and last week a coworker died at the age of 61
at first I didnt really think much about it but then I looked at the death notifications at our computers, everyone who worked here and died is listed there, even the ones who are already retired

80% died between the age of 60 and 64 so they werent eligible for their state pensions

is "shift work" a plan of the govt to kill us and take our pensions? haha that would be so fucking weird right? maybe Im just thinking too much...

>>21524154
>those who want to make it so they can get as far as possible from society and people while living in maximum comfort

this so much
I hate people with every fiber of my body
but when I make it I will dedicate all my wealth and assets towards making normalfags suffer as much as possible

anons what should I do?

I will be 24yo this month and I still live with my parents

living with them has a lot of financial benefits
If I continue to stay here I would be able to save up 7000€ in 10 Months but with each passing day this place turns into hell

I currently make around 1360€ so I could afford to rent an appartement but then I would only be able to save 2000€
plus there is a risk that I could get fired any day and then the "minimum rental period" would completely fuck me from orbit