/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55695317
nano parasites?
based.

>>55693384
*blocks your path*

At one point the Oraclize guy called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we never saw his facial expressions, but the jerking of his arms and jiggling of his head as he ripped the magazines suggested he was apoplectic with rage. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Oraclize in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after the Oraclize guy left due to being frustrated from the harsh btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this time, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his mouth with his hand, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

>>55312621
i desperately miss the days when linkies would light sirgay up in the comments with FAT posts, hentai, and nazi iconagraphy. historically speaking sirgay has only ever delivered real, actual, working products when he was being relentlessly bulllied by autists.

fat cunt

>>51399111
>chainlink staking confirmation leaked?
>domp eet

>>26064439
Premium Fast Food Burgers are expensive. The man needs his 188K calories a day

>>24028617
DUDE ..are you blind??

He's a big guy

he looks beast-like at the moment

Serg is so big no ball can get past him

The pump was China

https://www.theblockcrypto.com/linked/69981/beijing-fund-blockchain-2022

>celebrate our incredible community
what did they mean by this?

Even before he let himself get obese and balloon up to over 350 lb., his eating habits were legendary. The SmartContracts.com CTO Steve Ellis claimed Nazarov's diet circa 2015 consisted "mainly of junk food, usually take-out Chinese or peanut butter, which he consumed by the jarful". By 2016, he was renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and cinnamon buns, washing them down with a quart of milk. Close friend Tom Gonser wrote that in the late 2000s and early 2010s, Sergey went on crash diets before his projects commenced development, but when he lost his willpower he would eat huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in syrup. rory claimed that, during the testnet of chainlink (2017), Sergey would have "two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode and a quart of milk" for dinner, necessitating constant altering of his Lucky shirt. During a birthday party for Sergey --the SWIFT director -- gave him a belt with a card reading, "Hope it fits." A sign was placed below the birthday cake saying, "Don't feed the Sergey." He reportedly ate at least four pieces of cake that day.

>>18875191
what do you guys think he squats?

>>18612500
Checked

>>18537895
did someone say...derivates?

>>14965833
I'm actually friends with Sergey and he told me he masturbates to this pic very often.
But he told me not to tell anyone, so keep it a secret, goys.

>>13847203
Today, Uber Eats is the only thing Sergey thinks about when he hears about shipping.

I can hardly believe it but it happened. LlNK is literally the new TRX, history does in fact repeat itself.

This applied to TRX in the normie bullrun and LlNK today
- women investors
- reddit and twitter openly love and shill it
- holders completely unaware of token distribution

Sorry fags but I sold today at 7x. Feel free to ignore ALL the warning signs

>>13721529
This see pic related. But it doesn't matter I'll love Sergey however he looks, Sergey you're the best!

>>13207871
>so vast