/biz/ - Business & Finance

My online girlfriend just broke up with my /b/ros. I think it's because I kept sending her mass amounts of videos about radios and radio frequencies and I changed all of my social media pictures to pictures of Fernando Ribeiro holding up a glass of pee. I didn't explain who he was, because I try to hide my powerlevel and didn't want her to know I had any money. Plus I told her that I liked women who were the breadwinner and would prefer if she made income instead of me (she was older btw). She was mad because she told me she wanted to see a picture of me, but I told her that Fernando was much more important than me and ought to be the picture instead. We were gonna get married and everything. She just blocked my phone number and I haven't heard anything at all, I have no way to contact her and disappeared from my life completely. In some ways I personally feel liberated by this but I just feel bad that this happened. It's almost as bad as watching swinglinkers sell their stacks today. If you think this is just another haha funny LINK meme you're wrong, this is all true. But as we approach the singularity I guess it will become more and more difficult to determine what is a LINK meme and what is true. Anyways, hope she doesn't read this and post my nudes. At least it's a worksafe board