/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why are 99% of investors so fucking retarded? They just believe whatever the jews spoon feed them and don't question anything. For example, last month there was a big tech sell-off and everyone was like "hurr durr tech is overvalued, muh bubble". Now only a month later we are back to almost the same valuation for these big tech companies and nobody bats a fucking eye. You dumb niggers are such goddamn apes it pisses me off. None of these metanarratives about the market are real, its all driven by algorithms and (((institutions))). No retail investors actually care about shit like this until after the momentum is started by the market makers and the normies are like "OMG SELL, SELL, SELL!!!".

You literally cannot refute this.

inb4 someone accuses me of being a salty bear when in reality I have no shorts or puts at the moment

Why did I buy SSSS calls

why did I listen to /biz/

just make the pain go away

I showed a friend who works in finance my robinhood portfolio and we talked about the market for a couple hours, he just texted me and told me to send him my resume and a cover letter... if I get an interview how do I not spill my spaghetti and reveal that I'm just a NEET with a gambling problem that's indulged in buying shitcoins on the internet and leveraged ETFs in RH? If I can pull this off I might actually get an entry level job in an investment bank thanks to /smg/ memes. If I don't pull it off (likely result with ~95% certainty) then I'll regret it for the rest of my life as a lowpaid wagie. No pressure.

>tfw less than 1 BTC

Is there a worse fate than being a btclet?

Who absolutely getting JUSTED right now?

>>14860107
$3,000

Through a combination of stupidity, incompetence, and having a big mouth, I have blown pretty much every one of the very numerous opportunities I've had over the course of my life to do interesting and fulfilling work.

>that font
>them shitcoins

Never ever going to make it