/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16345291
What the Fawk did you just fawking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Charles Turk University, I have 10 PHDs and over 1000 confirmed patents. I am trained in The Art of War and I’m the Top Data Scientist in the entire crypto industry. You are nothing to me but just another SóyBóy. I will wipe you the fawk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fawking words. You don't like that I will bleed the shit out of you until you're bankrupt? Stiff Bickies. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of exchanges and your trading account is being traced right now so you better prepare yourself. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your portfolio. You’re fawking dead, kid. I have access to over $5 Billion Dollars and I will use it to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” tweet was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fawking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>16333163
how rude

ALRIGHT HERE WE GO.
>LEAKED CONVERSATION CSW + CALVIN AYRE.

21/05/2019 15:45:11 CSW:
>"I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and i did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all "Please have good sex with me" and I said back "Yeah, I'm going to really sex you so great lady" and she's like "Thanks". It was so good and so hot and we both loved making a sex on all the positions. At the end I was all "Hey, I'm going to finish sex now" and she said "Yes, that would be nice if you finished so hard on that towel". I said "Yes" and I finished so hard on the towel. And It was so hot. Thank you anonymous redditor for the silver."

21/05/2019 15:51:57 CALVIN:
>"Lmao that reminds me of my own experience, about 2 years ago I was jacking off in my bathroom. When I reached that moment I quickly grabbed the tissue that I had prepared earlier and I suddenly realized that a fucking spider was sitting on it. Now I am kinda arachnophobic so I can't explain what happend in my mind that moment...I remember that I freaked out because there was a big ass spider near my penis so I decided to aim at the little fella and cover him with my nut.
>I stared at that tissue in my hand for 2 minute straight, than I started laughing like a maniac while dropping my new friend in the toilet. I remember that before flushing I saied "I win bitch!". I'm still arachnophobic but now when I see a spider I can't take them serious anymore."

21/05/2019 17:22:11 CSW:
>"LMAO"

>HNNNNNNNNGGGGG
>*BRAAAAAPPPP*
>oops

What the Fawk did you just fawking say about me?

>>16238485

It's a forgery by Greg Maxwell, piss off