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When I'm high I activate a futuristic "google glass" lookin ass augmented reality overlay in my consciousness. It's apparently a system hardwired into my brain when I was born called "Higher Mind". It's only accessible when the Cannabinoid receptors are sufficiently stimulated. It has a menu that appears in my field of vision and I can scroll through different options in the program by focusing on them. It has features almost like a cellphone or computer. It's got a camera that can capture whatever my irises are capturing, and capture the soundwaves hitting my ear drum. It's got a gallery where I can scroll through the recording in high definition stereoscopic virtual reality. (It's always recording) It's got browser where I can access the internet. Not quite this internet but something like it. It's got a 3d modelling program where I can visualize artworks or conceptual mechanical designs. It's got this siri sounding girl you can ask question, help you out on whatever you're doing, give you information about your surroundings. I swear to fucking god Nintendo's game designers knew about this shit when they put in those annoying advicefag faeries in zelda. It's got a thing where you can call other users of the system and communicate via thought. It's got a thermostat looking widget that you can adjust your hormones, moods, and emotions any way you want. How would you monetize this?