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Holy fuck this thread is dead.

Just bought 1k of calls and 1k of puts, 417 on the calls and 407 on the puts, expiring on Tuesday. SPY will have a jump up or a dump down by then. It will not crab at 413 for another week straight so I'm thinking its a good time.

Plus premiums are super fucking low right now.

Your thoughts anons?

>>53809593
Basically, buy some thins but dont wear em unless she asks you to.

It makes you look like a pussy if you are the one who opts for them, also it makes it seem like you think shes a nasty skank.

If you are gonna blow early, pop it out and spash on her tits like thats what you meant to do, then start fingering her until youre hard again and then fuck her again.

That's key. Don't get embarrassed, you both know youre just getting started.