/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25511413
Basically this, I only visit this board on 2% red days for any longer than 2 minutes because the amount of cattle is unreal.

Buy the fucking dip faggots.

>>25314258
>Dear /biz/, I live in UK and seriously don't know a good way of getting out of minimum wage by myself.
>I am a very hard worker and have a lot of integrity, but from my position (I basically had to escape my home country and my education is useless here, I'm also alone and know very few people), I just don't know what to do.

This is why you are here, cheap labour. This why the UK Government accepts migrants with education which is worthless.

You can crawl out, but only by doing your own style of business or getting an education from within the UK (although even this is questionable in the post-COVID world, wagies are everywhere)

God bless you anyway mate.

>>25181973
This is a stock thread, every other thread on the board is BTC or a crypto scam. Stop posting

We own some crypto, you can own both.

Now’s a good time to buy UVXY calls

I want to go to my local synagogue and shout Nigger as loud as possible to attract hoodlums and tell them that it was the Jews that did it. Let me have a good green day for fucking once. I was above $50 and now I’m back down to -$1.2

>Keeps crabbing because Congress doesn’t pass stimulus
>Investors worried about COVID and Congress stimulus news
>Finally get stimulus
>Market doesn’t go up or anything
Who the fuck are “investors”? And why are they such pussies?

>>25021321
It’s a clown market. It’s gonna pump AH. If this market would be down, then it would keep bleeding but it’s starting to come back up again. Morning dumps always break people

Is this the bottom or should we wait until next week for cheaper cheapies?

I shorted TSLA successfully for a mere $30