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HOLY SHIT! Jun from OmiseGo is in the beginning stages of having an autobiography published! I can't wait!!

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/11/26/jun-from-omise-go-cryptocurrency-startup-lays-it-all-out-for-what-made-his-business-a-success-in-2017.html

900Million Dollar Whitepaper: The 2017 Cryptocurrency Golden Era
This auto bibliographical novel accounts for the timeline of events that made selling a 900 million dollar piece of paper possible for two fiscal quarters. From in person interviews, user accounts, and a see of unaware investors, learn how the boom of the 2017 market all made this possible. "And then I said, roadmap 1 week!" Jun said, as he scraped together some player instruction manuals from the popular Chinese board game GO. "Let's take these and throw them there, and there, and bam! we have whitepaper!"
"One of the best marketing tales our generation has to offer." - New York Times
"900Million Dollar Piece of Paper? We talkin' 'bout the federal reserve bank vault? I' not, sign me up!" -Gucci Mane
Reserve your copy for $49.95 today and get the special edition that comes with a signed copy of Tony Hawk's Proskater 2 and 50 Apple Sticker logos for your next marketing venture.

All systems nominal,

https://twitter.com/JUN_Omise/status/930463046090219522

Here we go lads.

STACK UP FAGGOTS OR LOSE THE ROCKET!