/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49607146
"I didn't use the internet, I'm a boomer"

>Your line of credit up to [$1,000,000] has been approved.

>>30376980
5k worth
>>30377017
Greed is what turned me into a whale, anon. Shitcoins exist because they are the equivalent to wild west gambling where you're playing with 5 people; 2 of them are giving you the eye, 1 is dealing the cards but you know damn well he's hiding a card or two, one is just here to play, and the other is betting everything he got and will kill on sight if he loses

>>30202272
>tfw liquidated last Wednesday and even less regrets

>>26896867
Based afterhours niggas being based

>>26739699
A fuck it nigga, I placed like 10 bucks in it, I can live if it dips

Remember faggot, 2 million after tax. That's all you need.

>200k-300k on a nice condo in a good part of town
>30k on a nice brand new Jeep
>20k on other stuff you want to buy (clothes, furniture, Vidya)
>50k on charity
>200k savings (this can be allocated to any debt you've incurred, which should be taken care of immediately)
>300k retirement
>100k checking
>1 million invested at 7% (4 for cash, 3 for tax) annually for 40k a year as F.U money and to cover expenses
>Part time job in low stress low skill field (mall retail or some shit) to cover bordeom and to make friends (and some spare pocket change for whenever the new Vidya comes out)
>Part time classes at the local community college (woodshop, electrical engineering, auto repair, English, math, etc) to keep your mind sharp as well as making friends and bettering yourself.
>No drugs(alcohol included)
>Go to church (unironically)

You're fucking set.

You're home is paid off. You car is paid off. You have 0 fucking debt. You pay for everything debit because you don't use anyone elses money because you don't need it. You credit card is hidden in a secret pocket in your wallet because you never use it. You only go to work because you've decided to and not out of necessity. You back in the fruits of your labor yet you never become antiquated or inefficient.

You live a cozy life.

How to make "unregistered" money on the side?

>be 22 y/o uni student
>get money from state for being a student
>criteria is I mustn't earn more than 450€ on my own per month
>without state money I would have to compensate those 750€ with work, which would be shitty

But I need more cash regardless. 1200€ doesn't cut it. What would be a good option? I thought about programming apps (I'm a CompSci student), let the income be transferred to my father's bank account, then he transfers it to me and I can just claim it's a gift which would make it legal and I would still receive state money.

Any other suggestions to earn money though?