/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25840214
If it wasn't for the UNI airdrop, I'd be so far underwater holding AMPL. I should have sold when I was up 2x in ETH.

IRON HANDS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE
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>Not selling ;)

>>24412407
Yeah numbers go up. You got problem boss? Who are you trying to save here? People from making money? Btfo

a critical beaver has been found

What the fuck happened to my money bastard punjabi I want my money back fucking Indian man reaching into my pocket with ghee stained hands lifting my wallet MY bank account THAT WAS MY DAUGHTERS COLLEGE FUND PUNJABIIIIIII
YOU STATCHED MY LIFE AWAY SNATCHED IT ALL AWAY BYE BYE COLLEGE FUND BYE BYE ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

What the fuck happened to my money punjabi I want my money back fucking Indian man reaching into my pocket with curry stained hands touching my wallet and me bank account THAT WAS MY DAUGHTERS COLLEGE FUND PUNJABIIIIIII
YOU STATCHED MY LIFE AWAY SNATCHED IT ALL AWAY BYE BYE COLLEGE FUND BYE BYE ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

>>21538300
kek

>>21189761
Hahaha they got REKT

>>21128517
The balls on this nigga...
>Parties over champ
Just swap back to sethereum

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CUT MY GAINS INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY AMPLEFORTH
SUFFOCATION
REBASING
DONT UNDERSTAND WHY MY COINS ARE ERASING

>>20815926
CUT MY GAINS INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY AMPLEFORTH
SUFFOCATION
REBASING
DONT UNDERSTAND WHY MY COINS ARE ERASING

CUT MY GAINS INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY AMPLEFORTH
SUFFOCATION
NO GAINING
DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THE MARKETCAP'S WANING

>>20779466
Here we go... ALL THE WAY DOWN

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>No we will not list a coin with an inherent pump and dump mechanism. It would not be in the best interests of our community.
This is spreading fast... sell if you still can..

TOTAL CARNAGE.

>Knock knock.
>Who's there?
>Agent cooper from the IRS
>We want to ask you some questions about some recent cryptocurrency sales on your Coinbase account
>Fuck
>Where did you get so much money?
>I held something called AMPL
>where did you get the money to buy it?
>I started with a small amount
>You cashed out a ton of ETH, where did you get it?
>I traded my AMPL for it.
>I see no records of you receiving additional payments of AMPL.
>Well they just rebase it and it kept growing like an airdrop
>So they give you new coins every few days because you already have some? sounds like a ponzi.. anyhow I don't see that here..
>Well officer, it's like a stock split you know?
>Sir, cryptocurrency is not a stock. It cannot be "split" anymore than dividend disbursements can be considered a "split".
>Additionally, the law New coins received through an airdrop are taxed as ordinary income.
>How would you like to pay your delinquent tax liability? We don't take internet tokens.
>Fuck.

Every rebase is a taxable event. You are fucked.

This ponzi is setting you up to be gutted again I see. And you are going along with it.. Precious.

Why did the Mcap do a bart an hour ago?

>PRICE TARGET
>$1.009