/biz/ - Business & Finance

I WENT ALL IN WITH MY LIFE SAVINGS AT 49.5K AND NOW ITS DROPPING WTF I THOUGHT PEOPLE WILL BUY LIKE CRAZY AFTER TESLA BOUGHT SO MUCH OF IT IT SHOULD BE 100K BY THE END OF THE WEEK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>told parents last year that if i didn't make it with crypto by 2021, i would give up and get another real job
>only have 30k to my name
Should I seriously just buy some knee pads? I experimented a bit with sucking dildos in high school when I considered I might be gay since I liked looking at futa porn, so I don't think it will be too hard to suck dicks now. I'm honestly just so desperate. I don't want to go back to wagie bullshit.

>>3113403
It's just more Bitcoin, why would it fail. It was so obvious from the start, but I listened to /biz/ fud yet again. I don't understand you imbeciles, on the one hand you hate this because its owned by the chinks but on the other hand you praise NEO as the second coming of Vitalik. Make up your mind.

>>2822354
only 1 letter separates lambs from lambos

reli meks u tink

>>2791443
>be 2036
>no such thing as turing test because all the AI cyborgs pass it with ease
>android gf cheats on you with android chad with perfect 10x10'' dick and manages to hide it because she has no emotions or telltale signs
>android chad trader always out-trades you
>android half-breed child born in artificial womb hasn't inherited anything from you because you chose to remove all the bad genes from its gene pool and leave in only the superior genes

How the fuck do I get a minimum wage job(excluding restaurants cause those are slave labor)?
I get way more interviews by flat out sending them my contact information than a meme resume.
Every interview it's the same shit. "We picked someone more experienced." Every fucking time. I could get 10 interviews this week and fail every fucking one.

>tomorrow starts the wage cucking again