/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55562193

>>55471662

>>55359096

Got a job as an analyst, I have a meme degree and no real experience, you can do it frens :)

I've just been hired as an analyst and i really dont know shit, i finessed and use my charm.

How do i learn this shit fast? I'd like to make it work. I guess its like pivot tables and vlookup and shit etc.

>>54231364
>I was dirt poor growing up and did well for myself

Sorry when you said mid 20s making 200k with kids and already 2m I just assumed that you were rich. Didn't realize we got slumdog millionaire in here cheers

I have 27.1 billion of these

>stole batteries today cause fuck target

>40 grand in my bank account

>>53329822
keked my same exact thought pattern, literally said this out loud 2 seconds ago

>>53237764
It is not fair. If you are jewish you can walk into a business and just get a job because you are white. People will assume you are better than qualified people just because you are jewish and do not speak with an accent. White people just walk into a bank and get loans for free from their jewishness. In other countries this is not even possible because international banks will not trust people of color even if they have good credit and no crimes.

If you are jewish you have no excuse for not making it. You are salaried 100x what other people receive for the same work and you get jobs doing nothing where you are paid just to be jewish. What is a secretary besides a person paid to be there and be jewish? There are so many jobs like this where rich jewish people pay other jewish people just to be jewish around them

>>52731908
>I'll have to stay home for a couple weeks, wear masks at work, and get tested

>MFW binge watching Mad Men while working from home with a cologne bottle on my spacebar

>>49769512
blue ID doesn't lie

>>49762520
My ID is pure, free of shitcoins. Follow it, and be saved.