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>>56643530
>be me 2003
>successful hedgefund manager
>decide to defraud the American financial system
>ff 18 years later
>meet some jew
>we back him cause he Oy'd the Vey
>he doubled down on jewishness
>shorted a company into oblivion
>his margin call exposed us
>realize it would expose EVERYONE
>double down on an already bad bet
>triple down on the double down
>quadruple down on the triple down
>fuck.
>2 years later
>so far underwater because of these naked shorts
>they still wont sell
>try every psyop tactic developed by the CIA
>stagnate the world economy
>they wont sell
>they keep buying
>autism level is impervious now to our manipulation
>gotta think of something new
>rent a truck
>point truck at local GameStop
>put brick on throttle
>I'm worth $30B doing this
>gets up to 60mph in the parking lot
>is that Chris Chan?
>crashes wounding 7 people
>that'll teach them

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/7-injured-including-one-in-extremely-critical-condition-after-margate-city-truck-crashes-into-gamestop-store/ar-AA1jMI7H