/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58411831
>Sole supporter of a family of 4
Your first mistake was having a family you need to support prior to having already making it.
Absolutely fucking insane that almost a million dollars isn't enough to support a family for a single generation today, holy fuck.
Not even trying to be mean, but your scenario is very close to my personal nightmare, only thing that could be worse is if one of your kids was low functioning autistic.

>>58177341
>>58177345
She was literally describing an even more perfect of the tradwife wojak ideal than the meme itself.
>tfw no 200 IQ nympho entrepreneur redhead tradwife gf
I could have saved her bros...

>be eight year old me
>mom gives some advice
>"Women love a man with a good job."
>"Just focus on your career and women will come to you."
>literally design my entire life around this advice
>study hard all the way through school
>never go to any school dances
>too busy with extracurriculars to look good for college applications
>slammed with homework during college
>never go to any parties
>graduate
>working insane 60-80 hour weeks to get ahead
>no time to meet people and dating apps don't work
>fast forward to today
>almost 30
>balding
>burnt out and exhausted
>all alone with zero prospects
>working myself to death to get a wife that never appeared
The worst part was that she blew up at me today when I told her that was bad advice.

>>58116547
Hoard physical assets.

BUY BUY BUY MORE NOW LINE GO UP BUY BUY

>looked at buying NVDA 480c for March when it was at 473 last week
>didn't pull the trigger

>>57194915
Mother fucker you stupid Robinhood retards have had literal years, ever since they shut off the sell button during GME, to switch. You knew what kind of rat bastards they were. GET A REAL BROKER!

>>53771865
GHz is frequency not velocity

>>53216253
There's no saving BBBY. Dumping money in a company that's actively diluting shareholders doesn't make any sense. And if you're in it for a potential run-up, you're just gambling at that point.
>but muh 30% increase today!
Most bbbaggies are at 5 dollar or more cost average. I seriously fucking doubt there was anyone here who bought Fridays dip as their first investment of the company.
>company gets cellar box'd
Oh well, nothing we can do about it. Maybe if people didn't constantly fall for distraction stocks, then the money that was dumped into AMC and AMC2 could have sped the DRS numbers up, instead of being gambled into these abhorrent SPYOPs.

>>52901393
There's not going to be a TDA anymore. They're merging with fucking Sch- *clears throat* -wab for some retarded reason
>t. I am soon going to be forced to open a new brokerage account with a different banker that I don't like.

>>50990796
>2025 is in 3 years
holy fuck man

should I buy the TQQQ diip today or wait to see how monday goes?

I bought the soxl dips. fucking end my suffering

>>27704078
WHAT ABOUT MY LOLI ASSASSINS!?
YOU PROMISED ME LOLI ASSASSINS!!!
FFUCK YOU SIRGAAAY

what advice would you guys give to somebody who is new to investing? granted I'm going to be doing /smg/ tier investing and not boomer investing. so far I've gathered don't buy after a big green day, buy on red days, don't buy shit thats been pumped to hell and back in a single month don't fuck with retarded risky calls. any other things?

>>21719880
STOP LAUGHING I HAVE 1.6K RIDING ON THIS

>>21380231
w-whats wrong bro?

>sold for what I bought
>goes to the moon
Was I holding the rocket back?

BITCOIN YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT DUMP ALREADY

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>>18376114
My wife's boyfriend told me I needed the money today! TODAY!!! FUCKING DRUMPFFF!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>>17709760
NOT FUCKING SELLING. WHAT PART OF THIS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKING KIKES?!? TAKE IT BACK TO A PENNY BECAUSE OF OF YOUR CHING CHONG VIRUS!! IM NOT FUCKING SELLING!

>>17422920
10 years?
10 YEARS?!!!
10 FUCKING YEARS??!!!!
IM NEVER FUCKING SELLING WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!! NOT 10 NOT 100 NOT 1000 YEARS!!!!!!