/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28967989
>booksmart
>STEM degree from top 10
>can't get along with people well enough to pass a job interview despite thousands of applications
>haven't left my house in 7 months now
I'm apparently unemployable and probably on the spectrum, but I've never sought out a diagnosis.
Staring at colored lines all day is probably my best chance at this point and serves as a means to an end, that being living out my life in peace and not having to seek approval from an HR manager or anyone else.

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>>16185786
Very handsome and autistic like me, a fellow BSV holder autist

Hi I have aspergers and 220 bsv. Are they related?

>>16128421
based autistic poster

pls respond

>>13779819
elaborate pls

>tfw dude with long hair (halfway down my back)
>put my hair in loose pig tails
>feel cute as fuck

Is this how it starts anons? I'm not even gay (I like girls I swear)

>>12789709
go away normie

>>10149013

the most difficult people to work with are idots.
>people who need to get everything spoonfed
>people who cant deal with any variation from what they have been taught
>people who put their private life over duties

Pretend being completely helpless during your interview. When he asks you a question look at him like you are waiting for him to give you the answers because you are too dumb to come up with anything on your own. Constantly tell him that you dont think that you understand the question and after you do this for a few times mumble some incoherent bullshit in an unsure voice. Whatever he asks you are always unsure of what he is expecting of you.

Example:
>boss: what are your strenghs and weaknesses
>anon: i dont know .... eh ..... i think I am .... I can ..... I read a lot of wikipedia.

>boss: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
>anon: ..... ah..... well... I, I, I never thought about that .....

>anon: .... will this take long?
>boss: why?
>anon: ..... cuz I dont want to miss pokemon.

>>9724431
>>9724467
JUST

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>>9631494
lmao
>>9631478
sometimes i wonder if dating a blacked girl is better or not. because, if shes dating me, wouldnt that mean in theory shes fed up with black men and now dating whites again? or is she using me? not sure.
>>9631520
if i by chance switch to australia. How would i go about doing it? What shops in Sydney offer those services? Would it be strip bars? please go on