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>>58382022
>StoneX
>https://stonexbullion.com/
>service unavailable

is it only me?

My $1000 is now worth $23,000. What do I do?

Why is everything down today?

Several buddies who work at corporate HQs of large tech, banks, & Consumer Goods companies have gotten paid off the past two months yet it doesn't make it in the news. Are we in a recession

>Max out CC
>Stop responding to them
>Jews come a knocking on my door

>Ask GF if she's wearing her costume tomorrow for work
>She said she wants to wear her sexy Barbie costume

>Looking at new resume templates to update my resume
>Almost all of them have a spot for your picture

Do people really add pics to their resume now?

>Finally got a permanent WFH job
>Family asks me where I'm moving to to save money
>Tell them my choices are Czech Republic, Colombia, or Thailand
>They started looking at me funny

>Was on worker's comp for a month
>Came back and there's a new guy

>Get hurt on the job
>Manager says to apply for worker's comp
>Get call from Insurance company
>It's only 67% of my pay

What good is this?

>Company's insurance company called me for the workers comp application I sent

My boss told me to fill one out after getting injured at work

I just lost $100,000, sending it to Multichain.
DEAR RESPECTED JANITORS, STICKY SOME THREAD EXPLAINING THAT YOU SHOULDN'T USE THE BRIDGE.
YOU'LL SAVE ANONS MILLIONS.

I'm a millionaire, I'll cope with this somehow.
But feels bad,, man.

>Accidentally asked the black coworker why he wasn't working on Monday

Is this a fireable offense?

>GFs coworker comes to pick her up
>He drives a Charger with tinted out windows and blasting rap music

Guys... I think that you don’t understand how big Parsiq (50M$) will become...

Their IQ Protocol is something almost exactly like the lending protocol of Compound (700M$) or AAVE (1.3B$).
The Ncase is basically a Utrust (77M$) + PayPal integrating a Uniswap. So a webshop can receive USDC while the client paid in BTC or any other currency and the bill is automatically made on both side.

And Parsiq itself...... Guys... «Contract aren’t smart without smart triggers. They don’t react if you don’t ping/initiate them» are the words of one of the founder. They are literally transforming Smart Contracts into fucking AI!!

That thing is fucking huge!
It’s truly the Chainlink of 2020.
I’m not surprised that the research firm who advised to invest in Chainlink is now saying the same about Parsiq!

«Oracles aren’t complicated to make. » Anatoly, CEO of Parsiq.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz9munTB1bs&ab_channel=TheChurch-Topic

>New manager has asked my permission to release my information to the corporate office for a WFH job

I've never had a manager be so nice and want me to actually move up

>>54271774
I had some donated to me, am I gonna look like him?

>Be me
>Be leaf
>Call RBC for routine banking
>every ad is telling me to buy US real estate or start USD accounts
>The US is literally begging for deposits
How bad is the liquidity crisis in the US sissysisters?

>OP's gonna be dead
>I'm not

When your straddle is nearing the green zone

40 minutes

until

TSLA earnings

GET HYPED

Americans aren't waking up

Full Windsor due tomorrow