/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bros I don't know how to explain this but I fucked up. Basically I've been working with my company for almost 4 years and I'm in position for promotion into low six figs. Long story short I was in the break area and this random conversation came up about farm animals and stuff. The topic about unethical farming for milk came up, and I'm not very good at socializing with people but I do enough to get by but this one really fucked up everything.

I pretty much said I like brown cows because they make chocolate milk. Everybody in the office laughed they thought I was joking. One of the people said haha good joke and then I was like it was not a joke, a few people laughed harder and some people were concerned and pretty much made it a circus and humiliated me in the office and explain to me that brown cows don't make chocolate milk.

I was always the loner kid in high school and all the other kids told me that brown cows made chocolate milk and I legit thought that's what was the truth.

everybody in my office thinks I'm an absolutely retard and it's already gone around, my boss knows, gossip says he thinks I'm a retard, and my odds of getting a promotion are zero I need to just leave I almost feel like doing a no call no show at this point my three years of grinding and going through the social bullshit game all unraveled and ruined in 15 minutes.

Nobody's in my life informed me that chocolate milk is made with powder and all of my high school bullies and kids who hated me gaslighted me into thinking that chocolate milk comes from brown cows and now it's fucked up my life and career

Do I just go for another job for lesser pay,it seems so over, I was seriously considering making this my long-term job but now I'm probably just going to end up being stuck in my position or even worse being micromanaged because now everyone thinks I'm a retard, a lazy fuck has already pinned the blame on me this week for not completing his project using the brown cow as justification

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N-no please... I'm a stacklet with only 17oz

MY 401K NOOOOOOOO
HOW WILL IT EVER RECOVER IN THE NEXT 40 YEARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA