/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15720351
Sergey is completely unhinged at this point. I’m guessing the stress must be getting to him. He had a very high profile interview during Invest Asia and after stuttering his way through their inquiry regarding the numerous, highly publicized pump-and-dump allegations, he began sperging out about meeting with companies on the moon to give them oracle technology. They cut him off shortly after this.

>>15709059
smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny meth twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole"

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me."

"go on marine, kiss it"

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>>15694190
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine?"

"I am sir, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "Another 700k!"

"Who's my paypig", he questions.

"Me sir! A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

That's right. He grunts again and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers."

"Sibos is going to be a yuuuge event, just like web3 and truffle. They keep expecting, but they can expect this, rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master"

are we all just high on hopium or are we going to make it :(

>>15641568
>Based in the cayman islands
>Gives same presentation past 3yrs
>Nothing is intellectually patented
>JSON Parser
>Countless "insiders"
>Confirmed security by law group
>Manipulated price action (You are here)
>Rest of the year = same presentation
>SEC launches investigation
>Sergey Disappears
>Dev wallet dumps all tokens
>Team freaking out
>Confirmed edit scam all over the news

Master, please binance me again

>>15622053
Jesus Christ, you guys really are like roaches. No matter how many times you get nuked and blown up and shown to follow a scam you guys keep on. Like Christy Mack with the NXIM or whatever cult or any other cult, even when the leader is commiting suicide, you guys follow step like the sheep you are. I may pay someone to write a book about the gullibility of man and use chainlink as a prime example.

>>15616773
>>15616773
He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution."

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Who needs toliets?" He questions a shadowy figure in the corner.

"One of my Pajeet devs" He says smiling.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

just saw an ad. What does biz think of it?

Never bet against reddit and twitter

>>15593159

>be black
>try to post on biz
>banned for off topic thread, thread is usual smug pepe "fuck niggers, fuck kikes etc."
>only suspect is white, scrawny chickenshit roommate

dubs decides what I do to his white cracka ass when he comes back from his wagecuck job

>>14982198
those who fall for link are low IQs.

L.i.nktards on suicide watch
https://twitter.com/Excellion/status/1150901375875686400
Based Samson.