/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13510666
EPS is pretty meaningless. If the company makes a weak guidance call and beat their own shitty call it's not really worth celebrating.

It's like /smg/ celebrating they won't go -25% today and eod they announce they only lost 8%. They beat their guidance but it's still dis-concerning.

Throughout the entire earning report they kept emphasizing how having a high Monthly Active Userbase is most important facet of their company. However their Monthly Active Users were very lackluster. They had 345 MAU vs 385 of last quarter. Also it was already an uphill battle because everyone expected them to do amazing Q1 and bought up tons of shares and calls. That means a higher volume of people to panic and try and sell off their shares when it goes bad.

>TSLA
Tesla is voodoo magic and Elon Musk can literally generate interest out of thin fucking air. He can get on the mic and say his asshole is gaping and they'll pop up 4% in the after-market.