/biz/ - Business & Finance

>ay little bernie madoff decided to join us!

>L-look who just came down from his mansion!

>Christmas 2017
>"Look who just came down from his cave?"

How does /biz/ react?

>Well look who decided to come out of his cave
>Anon your father tells me you made a lot of money on the bitcoins this year
>So how does that work exactly?

>Look who just crawled out of his cave to join us for dinner!

>GIVE US YOUR MONEY ANON YOU LAZY FUCK YOU JUST GOT LUCKY YOU HAVE NO TALENT AND YOU'LL BE BROKE NEXT YEAR AND HAVE NO STABLE JOB LIKE US THIS IS ALL A BUBBLE TULIP MANIA TULIP MANIA TULIP MANIA TULIP MANIA REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>YOU WILL NEVER BE SUCCESSFUL ANON YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN LIKE YOUR COUSIN RON WHO WENT TO COLLEGE AND IS ABOUT TO FINISH HIS PHD AND IS $500K IN DEBT BUT WILL BE AN HONORED DOCTOR IN ENGINEERING AND WORK LIKE A SLAVE FOR A BIG RICH CORPORATION LIKE SHECKELGOY AND MAKE MORE THAN YOU ANON. ANON? ARE YOU LISTENING? ANON? YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WORTHLESS CUNT AND IT'S ONLY LUCK THAT GOT YOU RICH ANON

>how's that blockcoin son?

>How are those bitcoin investments you were telling me about a couple months ago, Anon?

>I heard you're the big investor of the family now

>I saw Bitcoin was doing really well on the news recently. You've must have made a lot of money, right?

>Well, well look who finally decided to join us for dinner! How's that Bitcoin going for ya son?
What do?

"Hey look who finally came out their room. Make any money with your bitbucks today anon?"

>Oh! Look who finally decided to crawl out of his room.
>How's your """trading""" going, anon?

>Oh!, you finally crawled out of your room
>How's your """trading"""going anon?

>"Well, look who decided to crawl out of his room. How's your "trading" going, anon?"