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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>57186219
:D

I'm so fucking tired of this fat fuck's betrayal.
Why are you all still holding this piece of shit??!

McDonald's ran out of Big Macs so Sirgay stopped dumping

>>15160655
I wish I'd get that attention, anon. I really do.

Sergey only attended the Vitalik conference about sharding because he thought it said sharting. For the uninitiated, the word is a combination of sh*t and fart, and it happens when you involuntary poop when you're trying to pass gas. That's the whole reason he's currently involved in the crypto space; it's all just one big misunderstanding, a big accident due to his digestive issues caused by his unhealthy excessive burger diet. The man literally cannot stop inadvertently shitting himself. Oh and in case you don't know, chainlink is also a popular term in the gay community which refers to homosexual anal intercourse. That's the whole basis of the chainlink project: Sergey was desperately searching for a solution to his neverending intestinal problems (couldn't find appropriately sized diapers) and heard that "getting chainlinked keeps your sh*t pushed in". Indeed, Sergey discovered, getting d*cked up the ass keeps one's farts decentralized, trustless, tamperproof and burger agnostic. The solution to the orca whale (another expression for bigmac-induced obesity) problem.

>>11061235
sergey isn't even that fat anymore

>we are all in this togehter