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Something's not right

My organs are failing due to alcohol and painkiller abuse.

There's construction work being done across my building and it's disrupting my NEET daytime naps. The construction is projected to last for a year(meaning 2+ years). Business and Financial advice?

My chad boss just made fun of me for being a virgin.

I'm 40 years old with 2 kids. I make $170k/year which is a reasonable salary (I think).

I have a modest home, do not spend on luxury goods at all, at most take one vacation a year usually for around 10 days.

I am very frugal and put everything away I can into investments.

I stand ZERO chance at retirement at my current rate of savings without significantly reducing quality of life to basically that of a poor person, and sacrificing my children's education.

The ONLY reason I might be able to retire is because my boomer parents, who were both teachers, were able to save a ton of money and today are worth like $3MM or so, and with their pensions and social security they have basically a $200k salary and do not need to spend their savings so I will get half of whatever they die with.

They also had 2 kids in a modest home, in a good neighborhood with a good school system.

I really feel awful for all the people my age or younger who don't have wealthy parents they'll inherit from.

How did we fuck society so badly? How do we fix it?

How much money do I need to overcome my inceldom?

A private military organization is just about to take control of Russia, all for the purpose of crashing the price of Chainlink(ticker: LINK)

I really need to poo

Israel has sent Mossad agents to liquidate me

I cannot stop cooming to AI generated erotica tailored towards extremely specific fetishes

I am being targeted by highly trained assassins who are financed by the United States government.

What's the business impact of penis size?

nigger sneed

just had sex, now what?

I need yellow pussy

How can I contact the BitCoin support team for a refund? I no longer wish yo use their services and I want my money back.

-James Haley

My poo smells REALLY weird, am I going to die bros?

I converted to Judaism and my stocks instantly went up.

I am dying

What's the difference between investing and gambling?

I don'r care about money.

How long are your daily poo breaks on your job? Mine are at least 2 hours.

What would you do if you found out that your son was posting frogs on FourChannel

Who decides if the line goes up or down?