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>>23009139
>born an african jew
>get billions of dollars for selling a few shitboxes at a loss

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*when you have some chipotle after you blaze*
I FEEL A BIG POOP COMING ON
Also, DUDE, did you know that 210 is half of 420? #MathDay #WinkyFace #YOLO

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>no SP500 inclusion
OOPSY I MADE A POOPSY
One of my TSLAnnies will clean it up
I had a BIG burrito for lunch. Good with some dank weed #420BLZAEIT
I might have some taco bell before battery day. I am sorry, but you get THEM MUNCHIES. #YOLO #SHORTYSHORTS

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Imagine if Falcon-9 decided to explode today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j4xR7LMCGY

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>$499.00

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That's it, that -2% yesterday was the correction, back to the Mars Mission.

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>>21836845
I bought Tesla so long ago I wouldn't even notice if it caved -50% this Friday. I've made all that money on a company that has over 1000 PE Ratio. So what if it does, how does that change anything? I still made money and your oil and airlines will shit themselves.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>21818665
Elon must be leling his face off right about now. He as an AMA on Reddit later today, let's just hope he's not going to talk too much about the Jews or something.

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>>21794267
Do it, ride the wave, it will last till elections.

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>>21721288
Democrats willingly vote for this btw

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>>21717365
>some faggots start selling, hoping it will start the steep drop
>manlet-size dip gets devoured instantly
>bulls pump just to dub on the bobos who now have to buy back at a loss
I love this clown market so much, can't wait for another stimulus round.

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>>21714833
All will be well, believe in his vision for this world.

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>>21709887
>women investing

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>>21707728
What did I tell you about betting against the progress of human civilization?

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>>21681496
BitCoin was useless back then, now it's just used for money laundering and paying for CP on DarkWeb and it still can't reach the same levels.

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>>21678488
Buying good companies is more important than paying a good price.

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IT PUMPS OVER $2000

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>>21673434
Magnificent

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>TSLA moons
>it crabs instead of dumping
The greed is real.

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