/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53705123
>realized tens of thousands of dollars
>play it back the other way
>/smg/ still thinks commodity cycles are witchcraft or that dcaing into commodities is insane
>wow dude there is no way you can buy commodity shares.. that's so dangerous.. buy soxl calls instead

>>53695936
Bro historically the first cut is before the bottom.. they cut when they have to cut because the machine starts breaking and they have to stop the panic. I even sold my JEPI today I've been holding for months because I'm confident I'll get a better reentry by March

>>53643389
Im already a master of that

>>53497455
Those were the good ole days...

>>53442568
See you in a year nigger

>>53442563
Rates near peak. Bonds go up. Simple as. JEPI is a boggle heads dream. It's just sp500 that pays me even if it shits the bed

>>53148015
>>53147957
>>53147920

I told my ex we could go to Italy if she beat DS1 and her entire gaming experience was like drunk Mario kart and binding of Isaac. She ended up beating all the fromsoft games and we did go to Italy.

Tldr the difficulty of those games is entirely a meme. You can beat any from soft game with the starting weapon.. just get some cheese strat if you are too retarded to press roll at the right time

>>53036840
So when bond market say bad things gonna happen?

Can we get a pooomp when euro close is out of the way?

>>52877913
Seems like Powell wants a bearish crab, trying to sound as neutral as possible and thread the needle not really answering anything so we neither retard pump nor crash and burn

>>52863694

>Yeah after these SOXL calls print I'm finna travel to Thailand

I'm 90% fathands is a janitor on /biz/. Everytime he shows up I get warnings/bans/posts pruned. Hours of unfiltered autism and as he soon as he shows up
>my general
>threats
>shit deleted

>>52851588
It makes perfect sense. I've explained it multiple times
>blow up puts
>blow up calls
>news was good so we pump now

I told you guys to buy calls at 400.00. The average retard has no clue how Jewish the derivatives market is and how its responsible for everything. The name derivatives is fucking stupid. Options move the market not the other way around. Almost all movements are designed to fuck over all the 0dte options that are at historically high levels

>>52849103
I've been a giga bear the last month and even I admit a 0.1 print is really good. It really could mean Powell doesn't have to hike anymore because the 0.0/0.1/0.4/0.4/0.1 from the last 5 months is on track for 2% yearly goal for the fed.

Just buy TMF leaps

KOLD is up 9% since I shilled it and everyone called me a nigger for two threads

>>52833897
Freeport exploding is mixed. It should suppress American gas prices but it added to the "Europeans are going to freeze this winter" hysteria narrative so it wasn't actually bearish at all. The "ahhh Europeans are all going to die this winter" narrative is the majority of why natural gas prices are so fucked.. once nothing happens (nothing ever happens) that fake and gay narrative will be dispelled

Thnx for the image but you seem retarded and don't realize that natural gas is just being price gouged by jews like every other commodity was in the last year. After this winter it will fall off a cliff

>>52800932
>okay so inflation rose this month
>but that's a good thing
>because it increased by less than it did on the worst month that rotated out
>increasing inflation is decreasing inflation

Fucking clown world

>>52795364
>>52795395
They are buying bonds fucktards.. it isn't bullish at all

>30yr -.7%
>10yr -.4%
>5yr -.3%

It's fucking over. Big money has already accepted that we will have a prolonged recession/stagflation scenario. I tried to explain this literally a few posts above but you niggers are literally retarded. Just buy TMF leaps and 5x your portfolio.. or dont. It's your money retards

>>52694992
Hopefully she has one of those obese bodies where it all goes to her tits and ass and then you can larp as a tribal nigger fucking a fertility statue or something. I mean if she was paying my bills I guess I could make it work

>>52688944
Yea that is pretty clownish even for clown world

>>52682885
Is that good or bad for line? I can't keep up with clown planet anymore

>>52681057
This honking is wild. He literally said higher rates for longer and half of this thread is still saying pivot

>>52680107
Jews subverting society by using women as useful idiots does not make me feel better. Women should have never been allowed to vote. It's fucking over until this whole thing implodes now. Every issue, every election is just pandering to faggotry and emotions. No objectivity or greater societal good. One nigger with a pocket full of counterfeit money high on fentanyl is more valuable than a million unborn babies.

>>52679766
No one knows anon. It's just a buzz word low iqs toss around while they keep getting rugged on every bear market rally pump and dump. They constantly redefined their expectations and anything that happens is bullish

>we can't hike because the economy is bad
>the economy is so good we don't need to hike

>>52670386
>the forbidden soxs/soxl portfolio
>guaranteed to lose money both ways

Incredibly based investing advice from /smg/ as usual