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>>57070187
KEK
>b-b-but muh INFINITE liquidity!11!!!!

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>>56684633
Mines in Gender Studies. I identify as an 11 year old asian lesbian girl

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>>56452779
Can we get an updated current version of what would be in the CLOWN ETF for 2023?

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>>56339165
Well the future isn't written is stone, anything could happen. But a lot of things have happened, that 10 years ago I wouldve said was impossible and could never happen, yet they still happened. This world gets more clownish every week

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Ok, after this day is finally here and gone, the market will crash. It just has too, r-right, R-RIGHT?

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>>54871077
>cant tell anymore
Checked, and I feel the exact same
We have shifted into a Clown Universe in which nothing makes sense anymore

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>>54767609
You and that quote both sound like glow nigger fed posts
>why don't you do something about it -Thomas Aquinas

Nah fuck you
"I don't care" -Benjamin Graham
"Not my problem" - John Rocker

My life isn't that exciting glownigger. If you want to waste yours reading my shitposts have fun faggot.

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>>54754914
You see buy and hold just doesn't make sense in an asset class that is guaranteed diminishing returns. The companies expenses will get out of control (build me a house, let's remodel the kitchen, omg Susan's husband took her to France for vacation when are you going to take me somewhere)

Just stay /fit/ and swing trade growth stocks. You can always date considerably younger the older you get and competition is honestly non existent because most guys are fat fucks that gave up on life

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>>54743125
I'm starting to think 3600 was the bottom sirs. I'm just gonna keep stacking JEPI and bond etfs while this shit schizo crabs around 4000 for a couple years

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look at that volume candle at 3:47

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>>54136080
Remember when all the Jewish analysts shilled $200/barrel last year and /smg/ bought the top.. and I shilled DRIP and they called me a nigger and I told them not to try to fight the administration or the fed and that oil is related to inflation and they called me a faggot and kept posting "oil"

Yeah.. I remember

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>>54090341
>the bull thesis is now that the fed is going to allow Zimbabwe hyperinflation

Mentally ill

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>>54085025
I bet you got triple vaxxed. Stop trusting the government you fucking idiot

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>turn on tv for background noise while I eat dinner
>ghost busters afterlife
>a single mom and her two kids
>two kids are Jewish, one is transgender
>move to "flyover america"
>literally called dirt farmers
>"eww why would anyone live here"
>do you plan on staying here? What would that say about you if you didn't leave?
>love arc between a black girl that cheats on her boyfriend with Jewish kid
>everything was fine here until the oil companies came but now we get earthquakes

I can't stop noticing... I'm so fucking tired guys

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>make mistake of turning on TV while eating dinner
>ghost busters afterlife
>a single mom and her two kids
>main protagonists are the two kids (Jewish of course, one is trans)
>everything was fine in town until the oil companies came and now we have earthquakes

Buy BOIL

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>>54024860
Covered calls are a hedge and martingale works. This guy is fucking stupid but I agree be careful taking advice around here

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My goddamn puts. One fucking hour. I'm such a fucking retard.
>just take the gains bro

NO YOU FUCKING RETARD. I knew it was going to tank into close. I fucking knew no one would hold over the weekend. I'm so goddamn pissed. I fucking rehhhhhhhhhhhhhggh

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Imagine sour hour into like a -2% day... I would make five figs ez rofl. Who the fuck would want to buy into the weekend

>please guys please don't sell
>I'm sure inflation is gonna be good
>we just have to increase taxes and increase the debt ceiling
>don't freak out guys
-president of the United States

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>>54014469
>high divvy stock pumping
They are going risk off you fucking retards. They are selling and buying gold/silver/bonds/treasury notes/div stocks

It's so fucking simple. You guys are fucking helpless. Line is going to go down and then go down more and when you capitulate your bags at the bottom it will go back up

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>>53953526
You could literally DCA QLD forever and outperform QQQ. 2x etfs are extremely based. 3x are spooky for long term holds.

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>>53908646
>Scoops timed it well

Nigger the last screenshit he posted he was down like 87% /over $200,000. He literally was selling bags for a loss to buy leveraged bags that lost money. Stop sucking that retards cock

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>>53889260
You forgotten to add
> down 4% after earnings

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>>53870880
>nat gas at a 30 year low is wayyy to risky. I'm gonna buy more 200 p/e tech companies in a QT environment instead

Atleast some people here listened.. but you.. you should buy more dog coins and AI memes dude it's the future for sure

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>>53800853
Baldurs gate taught me the ideal roll was max dex, max strength and max charisma. Literally min wisdom and barely enough intelligence to read/talk.

It's the same in real life desu.

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