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>>57812390

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>>56551555
Think that's just the lighting dude

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>broker(female) calls me for a chat about my portfolio
>concerned i'm taking on too much risk with these 3x bull ETFs and assorted options
what do i say?

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I don't have strong feelings about going up or going down, I just hope everyone is having fun. :)

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>>53500050
that's not how you rebalance
it's sell winners and buy losers

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>>53430893
it's an option on any decent financial chart
my broker(female) manually puts on the dividend flags on my charts at fidelity

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>>53375709
I am not 30 yet so I'm not allowed to buy bonds or my broker (Female) will laugh at me.

>>53375799
Weird is it?

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RIO just keeps going up

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>>53074569
My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.

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>>53033138
my broker(female) is laughing at my portfolio
i fucking know it

>>53033157
autism speaks
i still love you though, king
unless you are one of those niggers shilling some shit ticker or ranting about vanna, fuck those guys

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>>52980426
sexual arousal from guaranteed financial domination by your broker(female)?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GONNA FUCK MY FIDELITY WAIFU BROKER(FEMALE) SO HARD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>52837016
pretty much

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slow
downward
crab
fool me once shame on you, fool me twice can't get fooled again

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>>52678207
that's my broker(female)'s name

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>>52494279
Wow! Lookin good Anon! Where did you get those boots? You must be rich!

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Sex with brokers (female)

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Sex with brokers (female)

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>>52213542
What about investing in buyfag animu figures?

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>>51660495
anytime SP500 is below 200 day sma there is increased volatility
plus we are in a recession
plus inflation
plus interest rate hikes
and that's just the relatively surface level problems
How could it not be like this?

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>>51456555 (cheeecked)
Get you some short term treasuries for a much more erect penor.

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>>51217807
If my banker looked like this I'd enjoy fucking her

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>Golly anon, our firms books have taken a beating! I'm glad you're around to help guide us out of this mess.

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