/biz/ - Business & Finance

I know you dudes like airdrops. What do you call an airdrop that lasts forever?

THE BEACH. That’s right. Soon you’ll be able to claim a Towel and take a spot on THE BEACH where you will be forever entitled to a small share of SURF dividends from the Whirlpool. Free UBI, for all time.

Not only this, but according to prophecy SURF will be $10 per surfie by Valentine’s Day. I hope your bags are packed, because this cruise is heading out to sea quite soon. Why not join us? A big Swell is coming, let’s ride it together.

Stay tubular,
Surfpepe

>>24855180
This and also pic related

>fullstack devs
imagine 10 years of learning getting experience reading documentations that leads to this masterpiece website
IM IN AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23500792
Sounds good for my cash reserves so ty anon, but even so, for the majority of my wealth the stock market returns an average of 8% a year, and then I'd be getting paid 100k on top of that

>>22652031
I’m tired of spoon feeding so here’s some pasta.
discord zTK4Z7S
>andre cronje indirectly tweeted about the new tech
>no premine
>no presale
>farming is only phase 1
>brand new code
>3rd party audits
>630 eth will be put in by AegisDAO on launch
>competent devs
>discord and tg has 1500+ members
>twitter eyes all over it
>hasn’t launched yet
>no bags to sell
>10M supply
Also not to mention CHADS.VC partnered with them and bought a beach for $10k and will be used for permanent liquidity. Partnered with blobbys NUTS (defi insurance) along with Jeff and SWAP. And to top it off, there will be a PNK, LINK and UNI pool.

>>22594263
Holy fucking based
https://youtu.be/894dsb0D7rE

>>22554920
There is one absolute gem that will be coming out at the end of the week. If you’re retarded then you won’t go in.
>new code
>no premine
>no presale
>no ico
>andre cronje tweeted about the tech
>static APY
>first ever to have PNK pairing
>farming is just for fair distribution (phase 1)
>phase 2 is when the fun starts
>10M supply
>actual devs
>500+ eth in aegisDAO pool is ready to be put in on launch
>1300+ members in discord and tg without an invite comp
>hasn’t launched yet

There.

>>22527737
Pic related launches in the next few days

>>22499089
Pic related will kick of the next wave of pajeets cloning it.
>new code
>stable APY
>no premine
>no presale
>3rd party audit
>farming is just phase 1 for fair distribution
>Andre Cronje tweeted about the tech a few days ago and how he was intrigued by the idea
>500 eth pooled to be put in on launch
>launches in a few days
>discord and tg have 1300 members
This one will be huge. You’ve been warned.

>>22495944
Before it launches when you can get in on ground floor with new code touted by Andre cronje

Do you feel it, brah?
The sweet smell of the salty sea foam
The rumbling of the rising tides
The crashing of the heavy pounders
You ready to hang ten?

>>22457315
Why don’t you just surf for a living? IYKYK

>>22394456
They don’t offer anything new but muh audits. You can go anywhere else for an audit, why even need a farming platform for that, such a meme. I’m waiting for surf instead.

The sick swells aren't even here yet

Jannies are boogieboarding MYXicans who can’t hang ten.

>>22282652
IYDKYDK

>>22262135
look to the beach

>>22257396
Imagine spreading those cheeks at that moment and taking a huge snuff. My god

>>22223989
I already made it holding pnk. Put $20k in at $.005. Also if you want a Bone, buy SURF when it launches this weekend. Check the archives for a discord or tg link. Godspeed

>>22200432
People are realizing you shouldn’t buy copy pasted shitclones. The only things that will moon now are new and novel concepts. So I’ll throw you a bone. There are two up and coming projects that will advance yielding to the next level.

The first is SURF defi. The first static APR yielder with mini games on top. this one launches in the next few days. discord wQ9s5R

The next is blobbys defi yielder that will be slick and next level. This one launches next week. discord thFRHW

Do with this info as you will but don’t say you weren’t warned. There’s two chances for you to get in on the ground floor on two new concepts.

>>22198457
Wait for SURF. Static apr. first of its kind.
discord wQ9s5R

>>22197741
Holy based
If only /biz/ knew what was coming

>>22195197
Based surfer. Launches in a few days. This will be the new wave. I’m fucking sick of /biz/ shilling their bags after they buy. Cowardly faggots.

>>22194251
Exactly. Smart anons are waiting for SURF. New code, static APR’s
discord wQ9s5R