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LMAOOO do you wagies even WANT to retire early?

Here's what I do.. just off the top of my head.

- Grabbing extra salt/peppers/ketchup/condiments etc from restaurants

- Save on drinks, keep a Mcdonald's cup always, walk into the bathroom first then come up and fill up your cup - free drinks all the time

- Theater hop all day (easy whole day of movies for like one $10 ticket)

- Grab veggies and fruits from the local farm and orchards at night, usually aren't any farmhands or anyone outside at that time

- Slip into local church dinners for free food

- Wear new clothes for a while, then return them just before the receipt expires - never have to pay for clothes

- Take clothes from the donation bins in parking lots (I'm confident these are never even picked up by the organizations that place them there, might as well use them)

- Take people's pets from their backyard and give them back when the owner posts rewards "Have you seen this dog, etc" come up (I always give the pets back after a couple of weeks even if the owners don't offer money, I'm not a monster and I take good care of them while I have them)

>>13591461
>senior software engineer
>fully remote
>earning bay area salary 180k/yr
>living in rural Tennessee on a homestead, 20 acres of land
>save 120k/yr after taxes and living costs

>come home
>gf has dinner ready on the table
>sucks my cock afterwards
>we fuck and watch movies/play video games until bed

>>13069791
never fapping again

FUCK you

>$45/hr HVAC tech
>marrying grill from rich family, own a shit ton of fast food franchises, 9 figure wealth
>met at a concert
>loves me for who I am
>marrying in California (50% split if divorce)

How can I lose in this scenario?

5:00

>>12897616
Fuck off Shekelberg

u will have no power over me in 13 minutes

fuck off blanka