/biz/ - Business & Finance

pathetic attempts to shill a dead ponzi

>>24967784
link shills turbo pathetic, fuck off ranjeet

Scam neets discrete, turn gravel coin to concrete, got Jessica in heat on cam, meetings in Uganda Africa, shills on repeat spam, on 4chan join my ICO scam America, with just a tweet, I can cram another sham bullshit partnership, she did erotica I hit the dealership, bought my Dad another two seat, Vitalik stay mad, in plaid, flimflam the same speech goddamn, get with the Russian scam program.

Bribe devs, sec can't describe how I'm in bad, hindustan jeets shilling bout to make off like peter pan, deadbeat cryptos can't compete, rory got the censorship ban, my obese physique show my replete, secret wanna be wallstreet mastermind dumps of 700k, every post same day, today's the day, they say we go to 1000, I'm clowning, spouting bullshit breadcrumps browsing, master bogdon said pull it, so I beat a retreat to Moscow just another man in the street, left you with oracles incomplete

>>22907367
>>22907415
>Based in the cayman islands
>Gives same presentation past 3yrs
>Nothing is intellectually patented
>nothing burgers starting with sibos 2017
>JSON Parser
>Countless "insiders"
>Confirmed security by law group
>Manipulated price action
>Rest of the year = same presentation
>More covert price action
>Hire more shills to promote
>Price dumps to hell
>Associated with money laundering
>Washing in and out of exchanges causes minor pumps, but 1000 EOY, right?
>Ungodly price pumps with insider trading and a false accusation from Zeus Capital (actually chainlink)
>Slow drop to the several dollar range (You are here)
>SEC launches investigation
>Sergey Disappears
>Dev wallet dumps all tokens
>Team freaking out
>Confirmed edit scam all over the news

>>22498217
imagine thinking there's some grand conspiracy involving the elite paying people to spam "FUD" on a mongolian image board composed of 50 broke NEETs so that they can accumulate a printed out of thin air scam erc20 premined shittoken where the shady russian scammer that created it holds 65% of the entire supply.

meds => untaken
savings => vanished
wage cucking => eternal

just IMAGINE

>>16570900

other way around

THE MOTHERFUCKING ONLY THING THATS GOING TO HAPPEN IS AN INSANE NUMBER OF SUICIDES FROM YOU STUPID NEET FAGGOTS PROMOTING YOUR SHITSKIN VAPORWARE PROJECT AROUND HERE

>Based in the cayman islands
>Gives same presentation past 3yrs
>Nothing is intellectually patented
>>nothing burgers starting with sibos 2017
>JSON Parser
>Countless "insiders"
>Confirmed security by law group
>Manipulated price action
>Rest of the year = same presentation
>More covert price action
>Hire more shills to promote (You are here)
>SEC launches investigation
>Sergey Disappears
>Dev wallet dumps all tokens
>Team freaking out
>Confirmed edit scam all over the news

Master, please binance me again

Can't wait for boomers to die

>>15845230
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master! I'm a stupid fucking loser neet that thinks the 2017 pump and constant shilling means an actual project and not a skeleton of a copy-cat of other bullshit projects before. I'm a dumbass NEET"

>>15801565
>>15801595
>>15801602
>>15801640
>>15803068

Unironically sold these bags. Feels good to be off the plantation. The breadcrumbs, the "connections", this bullshit token will make you insanely bullish. Until you see Sergey stuttering through the same old talk, in some company breakroom, to 8 bored guys. No one stops and wonders - "if this is the 4th industrial revolution soon to be adopted by the global banking cartels, why can't he get a better venue?" And now, why are they losing partnerships? Wanchain gone, Factom gone. I know those are literal who's in the grand scheme, but if even literal who's can't find a use for this project, why would the big boys use it?
inb4 dr;ns, inb4 hur you're replying to a literal fud meme thread by a tripfag. The dream is dead, faggots.

>>15781618
>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are unenlightened."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>15739182
>>15739207
>>15739340
>>15739361
>>15739429
>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are unenlightened."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am."

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>15694504
Aye, ‘tis I, Parker.

Bump this

How many people are going to get burnt