/biz/ - Business & Finance

I need help please. Anyone who's willing to throw me a bone, I just want to make it bros. Will Bitcoin keep going up or is it going down again? Give us your best TA.

Post your portfolios BTC value.

Don't you dare go up again and fuck with my alts you fusty old cunt.

Mummy will grandad be ok?

You hate Bitcoin because you're a late adopter wanting people to buy your low-cap shitcoin so you can 100x your $1000 investment.

> the Lightning network is vapourwave

https://twitter.com/TorGuard/status/950383059735646209

It's the moment of truth.

Is the meme chart going to be right for once?

STOP MOONING YOU OLD DINOSAUR PIECE OF SHIT!

People should be investing in my shitcoin because it has faster transactions and I'm a normie who missed the Bitcoin train.

I hope your short term shitcoin trades allowed you to accumulate more BTC anons.

Wait...you aren't holding altcoins long term are you...?

I just tried out ordering takeaway with btc. Are you fucking kidding me..?

I just paid $46 for a $15 order. This is total shit. With ether it at least makes sense with 0.30 - 0.40$. BTC is not scalable.

Looking to get into Bitcoin as hear it is really doing well and I wanna become rich off of converting it into fiat money. Couple of questions though:
1) Why are bitcoins valuable? You have your computer solve equations to what end? It uses up precious energy, time, and wears out computer parts to make a number go up. No real value to this world. The same can be said for "real" money, except that products are made and sold, things actually happen in the real world as a result of the labor done.
2) Where can you go to "cash out" once you feel that sufficient money has been raised?

Do you ever tell people you own Bitcoin?

I let is slip that I had some Bitcoin now I'm worried about guys coming to my house and breaking my fingers until I give them my private keys.

Are you expecting any dips soon? I'm trying to convince my friend to get into crypto, but he's afraid that BTC value will soon fall and he'll lose money.

*liquidates your short*

BIP91 (aka SegWit2x actual signalling) from 0 to 30% in one day.

I hope you panic sellers bought rope.

IT'S

ALL

OVER

Who else just holding the big boy?

*sound of silence plays*

ump

Alright /biz/
I have $25 to put in and this is my first time buying or getting into cryptocurrency.
I need a list of good sites, mobile apps, and coins to get into.
Pretty much a general newfag thread.
Help me get to lamboland

This is it.
Buy now or never - BTC will never be that low
Ssshhh you didn't here it from me

New here. Where to store and buy/sel safely?

Internet money where it takes 2+ hours (24 hours to confirm a transaction is now normal) to confirm a transaction.

When will this piece of shit finally die?

>Over 2 hours and transaction still not confirmed

Just fucking epic

Who else can't wait until this piece of shit is obsolete?