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I WILL NOT FAIL NOFAP
>I WILL NOT FAIL NOFAP
I WILL NOT FAIL NOFAP
>I WILL NOT FAIL NOFAP
I WILL NOT FAIL NOFAP
>I WILL NOT FAIL NOFAP
I WILL NOT FAIL NOFAP
>I WILL NOT FAIL NOFAP
I WILL NOT FAIL NOFAP
>I WILL NOT FAIL NOFAP

>$31

How hasn't this man been shot by investors yet? How the hell can someone let it get this bad

>>28283654
I believe six figures now
>>28283417
>>28283447
All those hot pictures of hot women you see on the internet are intended for chads, 1% of men. You can only go through life, observe and languish infinitely until you die old and lonely. There is no worse fate than being a modern average male.

sold for btc just before the pump

>>27624589
>This is how I eat Cheerios.

>>26237255
> checked. I almost have 2000 pepes on meme atlas. Should pass that milestone on the next update.

https://www.memeatlas.com/pepe-memes.html

>>24296971
NO! NOOO! Not today CLFfag, go fucking do anything else but post here you scumbag.

It's another day of CLFfag splitting threads and newfags fucking up the OP.

>WKHS

>buy calls on RTX
>smashes earnings
>price tanks

im not cut out for these shenanigans

30 FUCKING MINUTES LATER AND TDA IS STILL DOWN JESUS CHRISSSSSSDJTMR

>>18254863
>Bought RTN at 121
>Seconds later it falls to 117

>buy 75 GUSH when it was like 50 cents
>so spent like 30 dollars or so because why not
>didn’t know about the 40-1 reverse split
>I now have one share of GUSH and E*TRADE charged me a mandatory 38 dollar reorganization fee
>I spent more on the fee than I had in stock

>tfw market withdrawals

Amazing how nocoiners and fundamental bears vehemently believe that last december was the top that crypto mcap will ever reach, yet they don't seem to see the value in the only, world first, decentralised de-dollarized incentive structure for trustless consensus on who owns what. As money/store of value it's unprecedented in it's soundness.

I relly hope you bears never buy into the idea ever again, you neither deserve the gains, nor my effort in posting this shit.

holotards are the worst, they belong together with linkies in a concentration camp

>>9600792
I thought that was pasta at first. Why would I larp on a sudanese bread baking forum retard, this is the only place where I can vent my joys and frustrations, I don't even have any friends, it makes me feel a bit better despite not solving anything

>>2463404
YET THEY WON'T HAVE A SINGLE USER

You kids are so retarded its painful

>tfw my mum has about 500k in loans through her business secured against her house because the banks are such jews they wouldn't give her LLC a loan unless she put up her house as collateral
>tfw she used to have 1 million in life insurance but now the fucking insurance company won't let her take out a policy because she had a melanoma removed a few years ago
>tfw my grandfather was a multimillionaire but all the money is fucking gone because he had 9 kids and his wife threw his money down the drain

My inheritance prospects have justed themselves quite nicely, meanwhile my half sister has an unmarried aunt with 3 houses who smokes a pack a day and is leaving everything to her

>playing online game
>tell normies to buy crypto
>this one girl says shes majoring in finance
>literally laughs at me
>says I should come to her classes and see how I'm being used in a ponzi scheme
>shes awfully bad at explaining what a ponzi scheme is so i have to finish each of her sentences
>its midgame so I tell her to just google "ethereum" or "bitcoin" while we wait
>laughs even more
>"Anon, this stuff is all the same, I can't believe people fall for this"
>she doesn't want to google it, no matter what
>rest of the players join her side because shes majoring in finance
>game resumes
>absolutely destroy everyone and win by a landslide
>salute everyone and tell her she will never forget this day

what the fuck, how come she has not even heard of bitcoins? blows my mind

WE HAVE THIS THREAD EVERY FUCKING NIGHT HOLY SHIT KYS

>>2246553
no coiner here only got 65 dollars in the bank and 35 in my wallet saw eth when it was 5.6 usd

>markets are closed today