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>girlfriend
>boyfriend
>relationship
>ex

One time while I was drunk I told a random girl on Tinder that I loved her.
I hope she didn’t tell her friends.

I’m so glad I never shit myself or farted loudly in class during high school.

Thought mom didn’t cook when I was younger cause she was too tired. Turns out she’s just lazy.
Thanks for underfeeding me mom. I could have been taller. Thank you so much.

>tfw other siblings aren’t redpilled about our parents
>tfw they don’t realize the root of our autism

I’m allowed to shitpost bcuz nothing is going on in crypto rn.

>>24594216
I don’t stink.
I’m not lazy.
Fried chicken objectively tastes good.
Grape flavor is objectively good, it’s sweet with a nice sour aftertaste. If grape flavored things are for “niggers” then why is wine considered high-class?
I did steal cookies from Family Dollar a few times when I was way younger. I was poor and hungry as shit. Although I would never do it again I believe it was necessary at the time. I have no innate urge to steal especially now that we have money (from legitimate jobs).
I had a father. He could be considered white by some (not mixed with black) and he is the dumbest one in the house.
My siblings and I have no kids. I have never raped a woman.
I’ve been on the dean’s list continuously for the past 5 semesters.
I am not addicted to any drugs or alcohol.
I file my taxes.