/biz/ - Business & Finance

>At birthday party at bar with old high school acquaintances.
>Only good friends with one person there
>they're all rich from being born into family businesses
>Try telling them about link
>"oh ok anon and let me guess you're gonna be rich in a couple years"
>try to rationalize by telling them it's kinda like how the dot com boom was
>they go back to talking about sports
>spill beer down my shirt
>get up to go to the bathroom
>Trip on the stairs and fall scraping my palms and chin on the ground
>Try not to look back but cant stand not knowing if they saw me fall
>Look back, they're roaring with laughter
>Make it to bathroom and end up getting raped by a bunch of faggots

You nolinkers will never know how horrible it is owning link