/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello /biz/, FTX insider here. I'm writing to you TODAY b/c I want to expose to Sam Bankman-Fried and the horrors that go inside FTX headquarter. I will expose various lies, rumors and drama that is going inside this company. This is my expose at the risk of getting fired ... I am writing this to you while at work.

Sam Bankman-Fried (born March 6, 1992) is a fat fucking Jew. Last week, I was in the washroom taking a piss. Sam Bankman-Fried lumbered inside the stall next to mine and took a A HUGE GIGANTIC SHIT. Missile sized turds started assaulting the toilet bowl. His Jewish diet stunk up the washroom. I felt light headed inhaling his Jewish fumes.

That afro nasty fuck didn't flush the toilet as he lumbered out of the washroom. I, by happenstance, saw his gigantic turds. THAT JEWISH FAGGOT ISN'T A VEGAN BECAUSE THE SHIT IS SO MEATY AND THICK.

I have more meaty insider info, including Sam Bankman-Fried's gay relationship with Dan Friedberg (Regulatory Officer)

More to come ...