/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54698255
Wojak my dude. The meme is as powerful as PEPE, but more normie friendly since it's reputation wasn't ruined by polfags. Also elon musk like to post wojak memes occasionally

>NVDA still going up against the market
NVDA frens...

>>12404619
$200k to $5k. Didn't cash out shit, didn't need the money back then, now I do so I have to sell the bottom to pay the bills

>>10604165
he thinks your with obsessed

Based bogs save /smg/ portfolios once more

praise

>>9426423
lmao here's your (you)

>>8963450
here read this anon

https://www.investopedia.com/university/option-greeks/greeks1.asp

/smg/ official hedge fund:
https://autismincorporated.org/

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

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>>8402498
>government starts green but goes in the red in more ways than one
>makes lambos he can't afford
>le 56% country
-----ree!

>>8196835
You can make a pepe out of that youtube thumbnail.
Damn that nigress looks smug.

>>7924467
>not making your own forumboardcoin so you can post without google sucking the data from you to make a profile for marketers, surveillance and blackmail
>PoW so you have to pay with coins you mined in order to post, but miners also update the blockchain posts, lurkers lurk for free
Just like my libertarian animes.

>>7410921
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ship_of_Theseus_examples
"Speculations concerning mind uploading suggest it is possible to transfer a human mind from an organic brain to a computer, incrementally and in such a way that consciousness is never interrupted, e.g. by replacing neurons one by one with electronics designed to simulate the neurons' firing patterns. Yet the result of this process is an object entirely physically distinct from the starting point."

Consider that we replace most of our cells in our body yet still feel the same, I doubt that it will be different if is done slowly throughout the brain.
We also change in personality. When I say that I am not the same person from 10 years ago, I mean that metaphorically. Yes, I am vastly different. Yet with my memories and an uninterrupted series of events that preserve my consciousness, I am as much of me as I am ten years ago.

>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/real-life-groundhog-day-man-wakes-up-every-day-thinking-its-14-march-2005-and-he-has-a-dental-10396314.html
Yet here we have a man whose brain remains unchanged and pristine, yet we call him disabled.

As with my prior wikipedia link, it is preservation of the intent that keeps something from losing its identity.

Also, we're getting closer. We're not nearly there. Not even in this century. But soon.
>https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/weve-put-worms-mind-lego-robot-body-180953399/

>>6865924
>he also helped us a lot with our bags

>>6724535
>nujak will be posted so long as he gets faggots salts
>newfags don't get this

>>6198550
>not buying for the FairX echange beta 15-20 days before event pump as pajeets push the news and get anons to buy in the already pumped hype
>not believing in the buy the rumor, sell the news
Stay poor.

me too anon, me too

>>3830307

No, completely tied DRYS and HMNY

>>2770934
kek

>>2542413
They told me that too, my fellow pepe. And I got back what I paid for the last time.

This time, I got 10% profit.

Litecoin isn't a pump and hold. It's either going to raise slowly or pump and dump. I learned that last time when all of my profits sank.

Bitcoin unfortunately, still has a brand so to speak. And litecoin's x4 marketcap and lack of marketing compared to btc hamper it's technical aspects. This is a speculative market, after all.

>>2118520
Because I wasn't stupid like all the others.

Also, stop begging. I'm not giving you a raise on your allowance.

>>2116492
I was a no coiner for years due to skepticism and finally became a coiner very recently.

The time was right, I had a good chunk of change, The ad industry is about to be revolutionized through an attention token built on top of ETH, ETH is going to the moon

ETH my dudes

ETH

>>2101111
Kek has spoken. Kek never lies. Thanks Kek.

>remeber seeing bitcoin when it was only $10 or so and shitposted about on 4chan
>was a poor highschooler so didn't buy any
>saw ETH when it was cheap and shitposted on 4chan
>poor college student so couldn't buy any

Will I ever have my day? I'm about to start my salaried job so I'll finally have income and a source to invest but I feel like I should kill myself

AMRS to the moon tomorrow