/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tell cute friend who is a girl of 10 years that i'm desperately trying to get laid
>she invites me to come over for drinks
>talk about the dating apps and what i'm saying to get laid
>start talking about various sex topics
>stands up to show me her thigh gap with leggings on at one point
>stay for 4 hours
>leave
i missed a chance didn't i

>Futures pee pee on poo poo
It's doo doo.

>angry plebbitors are spamming /biz/ with their plebbit arguments for why BTC will pump violently from here, even saying it's going over 100k in March
The bullrun truly is over, isn't it...

One of my coworkers keeps bringing his little sister to work. Every time, I end up bizzing my pants. I can't help it. Our boss Chuck said if I don't stop bizzing myself then he'll fire me. But my friends say our place will soon get sold to a weirdo named Sneed. So, it might not make any difference. Still, I feel like a loser.

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This is a mass reply. You didn't expect this to happen, but it did.

>>56431578
No.

I got lucky one time and made a good amount of money but instead of doing anything with it I just sat on it and used to finance my NEET lifestyle I could've made it now im broke.

>>56146786
My little sister got 30% older.

My little sister says she doesn't want to be my girlfriend anymore.

>>56058961
That is true.

>Stocks will never go down again

>My subreddits are still dark

I made a thread but it was deleted by a janny.

>Reddit is down

>>50081262

>>30309841
I was really hoping for another even smaller wooden box.
I am disappoint

Everything is spinning out of control too fast for me bros...

We're still going to 15k

r-right lads?

>Missed the dip again

It's over, crypto is a scam

Last night I dreamt that I had a girlfriend, how do I stop doing this

>i didn't buy workhorse a week or two ago because i thought i already missed my chance

When you're too dumb to make bank on this once in a lifetime opportunity

>>17759883
>tfw unironically shilled those exact lines for years
>now waiting for my shitcoin to transfer from cold storage to coinbase so I can sell at a 50% loss