/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lemme show you how it's done

I'm in for the simple fact that I can't stomach the thought of missing out on Shiba gains on a project that looks this retarded

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>>50917062
>aged ID
Based and "I prefer to remain anonymous" pilled

>>50750000
>/biz/ - Spiritual Warfare

>>30174294
whoa. Pretty based post. Makes sense that an American posted this.

we are the chosen people now

let it be known henceforth: KO is the most worthless boomer bullshit on the planet.
absolutely anemic gains.

>>19896688
no problem!
just a heads up that they're not the best for BUYING options because of the high volatility (which is what makes them juicy for selling).
for instance i started out looking up top 10% gainers with options available and buying puts for the inevitable selloff. but the IV crush would fuck me.
but for buying stock outright (looking for top 10% losses for a big dip to buy) and selling options they're pretty awesome

>>19633909
yeah i'm west coast.
my shit is all fucked up.

>>18938300
My suggestion is to use 50% to buy BTC asap, and dollar cost average the rest over the next month with weekly recurring buys. Do not try to time the market.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgcvtjoi8Bs

Being a [non-edgy] adult is knowing Yang is right.

>>18350737
Link better $50 EOM or I'm gonna have to start slaying.

I can't wait for the afternoon pump and then the end of day dump. We will be red at close and Monday is going to be a bloodbath after a weekend of news stories about people panic buying toilet paper.

>>17769125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ
Smiling Bastards lying to ya everywhere everywhere you go.

>>17731951
I will never buy porn, but I will obsessively save images of hot chicks in my "hot chicks" folder that I never even fap too.

>>17156442
>I lived in the Paris era for 5 years, shittiest years of my life, in retrospective I lived like a rat. Moved to Bretagne, I sail during the weekend, run with the dog in beautiful forests every morning, swim in the ocean during summer, my neighbors are old people never making a noise. I'm almost more outside than when I was a kid.

Agreed on all points. I'm American and I lived in Paris and Normandy.

1) Paris is exceptionally beautiful but it would never be worth the money to live there permanently. The "every day life" would be insanely expensive and depressing. I lived with the mayor of Neuilly-sur-seine at the time and even he lived in a smaller apartment.
2) Normandy had beautiful scenery and felt authentically French. One euro went so much further there as well. Could easily take the train down to Paris for a day-trip or a weekend, no problem.

Living in a big city is almost never worth it. I understand how it's nice and convenient to be close to your job, but the bullshit of having to deal with tourists, foreigners, expenses, etc. straight up will ruin your life.

>>16804522
If I make it I want to marry Leonor of Spain so that I can one day become king consort of the Spanish Throne

what will you do if you make it

>>16501926
>so you have more time to think about this hollow existence?
Yes and other important issues to contemplate.

>yeah sure youd do all that
I do indeed. But if you have the wagie mentality then the life of a free man is not for you. If you're unable to function without having someone else define the structure of your life for you then I'm not the one to help you.

>>16422547
Meta reply: You posted an honest thread asking honest answers and requiring a small amount of patience to read and respond to. Those threads don't last on /biz/ anymore because this board is full of pajeets, shills, and cretins. Also depends on when you post because this is a dead board - I guess posting on a Friday night could effect how many replies/the quality of replies you're going to get.

Substantive reply: I can't answer all your questions, but sticking to the top 5 bluechip cryptocurrencies is "safe". Bitcoin, Ethtereum are safest. LINK and BAT are quality alts in my opinion. I'm a USfag normie and I buy cryptocurrency on Coinbase. Ledger Nano X seems to be a popular wallet.

As for the rest of your answers - it's difficult, but a lot can be deduced from just straight up lurking /biz/. You have to wade through 99% diarrhea posts with no substance, but it's worth the hidden gems you will find. Hopefully. Good luck.

>>16235741
Heinz is like Kraft but better. Kraft is the weaker side.
(like how Frito and Gatorade are the chads of the Pepsico family, and Pepsi is the one struggling)

>>16066982
BGS+dudeweed partnership
they wont announce it during earnings though

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>>15857861
I don't know about $26, but LINK went to $4.50 off of partnership news and it's literal vaporware at the moment. BAT is built into a browser. When shit catches on, prices can climb fast. I mean in a bull market tokens/coins can shoot up dollar amounts in a day.