/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57605354
Larp as a Fed insider and tell on twitter that you heard Powell on the phone with Dimon who asked rates to go up to 10%.
AI algos will instadump gold after analyzing your post just like they did after a noname twitted picrel. We all win.

>Random unverified account on Chinese social media site posts four paragraphs claiming China's zero-covid lockdowns will end
>this account isn't famous, it doesn't belong to a government official, it's not credible in any way
>this is the Chinese equivalent of @coolguy12345 or some shit posting on twitter about he has top-secret knowledge of government plans
>screenshot of his post goes viral on Chinese social media
>investors believe it
>causes a 450 billion dollar rally.
What the fuck. What the actual fuck. We live in a fucking clown world. That's 500,000x more than any of us will even begin to see throughout our entire lives. That's double the net worth of Elon Musk. And the markets just put all of that in over the digital equivalent of a stranger screaming "I KNOW WHAT THE GOVERNMENT IS DOING!". What the actual fuck is happening /biz/?