/biz/ - Business & Finance

before 2021 i could give a shit about the stock market because i figured it was a fucking scam. But if there is a restructuring where bbbyq shareholders get cash + equity, I understand why this would sqeeuze the balls off bbbyq because the evidence is overfucking whelming that there are way more shares circulating than are supposed to exist. But what would squeeze, bbbyq or the new equity, because in a cash+equity deal cant the brokers just take all your shares and give you cash + the shares of the new company. or is there like a period of time before the actual exchange takes place where the price would *presumably* instantly rocket up AT MINIMUM to the buyout price (and perhaps a little more as the perceived value of the new equity is accounted for) and then continue to rocket because shorts now legally have to take care of all the phantoms they've flooded into the market. Also cant they just naked short the new equity also anyways? I would imagine they couldn't naked short the new equity too aggressively so we would see a big ass pop off but just out of curiosity am asking anyways.

>>54323721
Normie-tier problem-solving.
If your brokerage collapses and the SIPC is actually able to cover you, that means you have to wait until they do so before you can buy anything in the midst of the crisis.

I don't want to go to work, I want to sit at home and shitpost and watch YouTube videos about shiny coins

>>53125763
It's all true. It always has been!!

>>53001545
>why?
My house is extremely old and you can hear a phone vibrate on a table from the opposite side of the house, hell I bet you could hear it go off if you were standing outside on a quiet winter day. I would mainly renovate my room or some other place in my house to be soundproof so that I wont get complaints about playing vidya too hard etc, it wouldnt cost me everything im guessing anything from 10k to max 50k which leaves me plenty afterwards + ill be a happy NEET aswell.
>buying a house
I either want to move out or make myself comfy at home somehow, I dont plan on getting old or forging some business, I just want something to fuel my NEET-style for 20-30 years before I cash in and rope out. But it does make more sense to just sit on it and buy what I need and want and just leech off of people like I always have been doing

>>51386108
This anon is correct, Sam Hyde your wrong about XRP yale boy, I trust the schizo theories they enlightened me about chainlink and they will be right about xrp, minimum 100k xerpies to make it faggot, surely you at least HEDGED your bets against a potential 70,000x from here? I sure as fuck did and I am sitting in an apartment chainlink bought for me, put down your pride anons XRP is the real deal and will operate alongside chainlink. The XRP schizos have being a consistent presence on this board and XRP has being around for longer than a decade... hell I was an XRP h8r for a long time for all the usual reasons, centralised, print an endless supply ect but I put down my pride and bought a hedge bag of 100k xerps... SCHIZOS UNITE

>LINK = Data
>XRP = settlement

the banks play to win bros or they don't play at all

Mr. Meowson and I are very disappointed on you Anon, you really thought getting into a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off was a good option, instead running for cashies

At least you went out, that's something

>>29639305
why show penis? put pant oN!!

>>29172162
>Cashed all my failed shitcoins in early (Apart from Rubic)
>Might just exist this month in the green

>>29172893
based

>>28791826
Hello SEC!

>>26078729
>has 2 kids and a wife
>begs for money
How do tards like you get to have sex

I think LINK will rise, but that said, how can anything be a bull/bear flag when it's a direct consequence of the BTC dip?
Serious question

>>21809427
>>21809454
>>21809463
Thanks for attending frens, seems not a lot of us are partying tonight. Small fren sleepovers are ok too

>>21663734
Rude

>>21656880
Even if you're the only fren that comes that sounds like a plan

Damn biz got some funny ass looking hands still love you guys though

>>19863264
I fucking hope not - i'm all in on Sonos speakers for my home - and dislike apple

Big tech is going to buy and ruin another company aren't they?

0xA0a873A16e2538ad5F98F52434184Bedca71193F

ty fren!

>>19619413
are you me?

Lets say i have a friend that has a st0len credit card..

AMD is getting right on my tits

Fuck the algos pushing TSN down

Are there inverse funds with no leverage? What do you think for shorting the market?