/biz/ - Business & Finance

I was just smoking weed with my butt plug in and watching a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a shit ton of water and hold it my bladder for more pleasure while I was putting pressure against my prostate. When I finally had my hands free sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of cum and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you fucking not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, cum, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my porn addiction before. I fucking hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess i created.

>>52908210
Is.... Is this what its like to have an irl wifu?

What is a nigga supposed to be swapping if everything is in red? Is there quite literally no winning move here?

>>22129713
>late 20s working in kitchens
God i fucked up in life

>>22120668
FINALLY

5 LINK whale here. How does it feel to be inferior
Also you dont want to look at 20 XRP every time you open your FUCKING hardware wallet, believe me

But yes we will make it together

Can anyone tell me the next cheap ass coin that i can spend 30$ on to make me a million billionaire in 1-2years?
Thanks guys im desperately close to suicide

Off the top of yourbhead what are the top 3-5 low value coins that I should consider having a modest amount in
>t. Poorfag

>>22011725
You're a bit depressing, friend

>Chainlink
>research
>due diligence
>read the white paper
>debate the project from every angle against high IQ anons
>finally, invest my money
>Price tied to a cup of coffee
>all news grants a 5% pump followed by a 10% dump
>could have made more money buying stock indexes

>Dogecoin
>Le funny doge meme
>FOMO in because zoomers tik tok about it
>Make 300% overnight

Fuck clown world