/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57053074
>>57053092
>Mfw I hold GME
>Mfw I've been holding GME since January 2021
>Mfw GME is now a holding company
>Mfw hedgies can't just crash GME into single digits because of hundreds of thousands of giga-slurpers
>Mfw hedgies can't crash the market without Chobani giga-slurping shares of AAPL, which he already holds
>Mfw we're double squeezing hedgie milkers
What a time to be alive.

>>56981724
What the fuck, kek

>>56950303
It was foretold...

>>56945138
>L1, R1, Triangle, L1, R1, Circle, L1, R1
>>56945173
I'm absolutely open to negotiation with the US Government. My demands are reasonable. I will sell exactly one share for Israel becoming definitive Hamas territory. I will also sell one share for every country that completely removes kikes from its population. Ryan gets to keep honorary status. Oh, there are only so many countries on Earth? Not my problem!

>>56925064
>No they won't give a shit. It might grab their attention for a second but opinions rarely change that easily.
You're absolutely right, I was just clarifying for lurkers ITT about why debating with plebbitors is a useless endeavor. They're smug, shameless, and think they know what's in your best interest. A deadly combination...
>>56925089
>This. Positive Q4 will be followed by huge misses the next three quarters so why even bother
We shall see. If Q4 is positive and we're in the black for the year, shill will be in shambles. If we're in the black for the year AND we have reduced losses YoY for Q1 2023, it's literally joever for any and all SHFs. We might just see mass hedgies on ledgies this summer, bros. Keep your powder dry.

>GME up 5% on "bad" earnings
What happened shillies? I thought we were going straight to $20 fast? :^)

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestops-new-investment-policy-alarming-and-inane-says-wedbush-f5d6a1bf
>GameStop’s plan to buy stocks with company cash ‘alarming’ and ‘inane,’ analyst says
>In one of the most inane moves we have ever seen, GameStop’s Board of Directors delegated authority to manage the company’s portfolio of securities to its CEO and has extended the investment policy’s range to include equities,” Wedbush analyst Michael Pachter said
UH OH, what kind of company invests it's assets in equities to increase its revenue again?
>“Investors have a myriad of investment vehicles available to them and therefore do not need GameStop to act as a mutual fund.”
>THERE'S PLENTY OF INVESTMENT VEHICLES OUT THERE GOY. YOU DON'T NEED GAMESTOP TO INVEST ON YOUR BEHALF.
>GIVE YOUR MONEY TO ME INSTEAD OY VEY!!!
Kek Pachties

>>56887644
checked