/biz/ - Business & Finance

Gentlemen, on this rainy night I am spending this moment here with all my frens and taking it in, for we have wagmi'd. Show me your victory face anon https://twitter.com/Mani_NFTz/status/1675110690653356032

>>54506959
Well, there's hardly an audience, is there?
Riddle me this - why on Earth would a man waste his breath preaching to an empty auditorium?

>be me, 27, NEET, literally living in mom's basement
>about to get kicked out because I'm a piece of shit NEET who doesn't want to get a job
>call up a friend who offers me a place to stay temporarily
>I bust my ass mowing his lawn, doing all his chores and other shit he doesn't want to do
>after a few weeks he tells me I have to leave
>apparently he's not comfortable bringing random bitches home with me in the house
>get a brilliant idea
>go on tinder
>write a whole spiel about how I'm getting kicked out and about to be homeless and it's so unfair and how I'm a total piece of shit who won't do anything for them
>actually get matches with semi-attractive women 21-35 (I ghost all the 27+ year olds)
>they think I'm joking and this passes for "humour" to zoomoids
>tell them I'm dead serious
>they want to meet up
>some of them actually offer me a place to stay
>my shtick seems to be working, so I treat them like absolute gutter trash, let them know other women want to me meet, etc
>one girl takes me home with her, been staying with her for weeks now
>all I have to do is feed her bullshit about how she saved me, she's the only one for me and I'm finally getting my life back on track because of her and she absolutely melts
I have three backup girls who all believe they are the one I "really" love and I'm just using the one I'm with for a place to stay. I get free internet, free meals, and sex any time I want. I put my unemployment into crypto and a little into savings. It's THAT easy. Why haven't you done this yet?

Will more banks fail? Remember, the goal is for a wipeout of middleman bank cunts. First the banks go then eventually the state itself. Then we’re free.

I'm starting comp sci next year and if I am unable to find a decent paying wfh job when I graduate because of AI then I will unironically kill myself.

I can wait, anyways right now I entertain myself with my career as a doctor which I treat as a side gig to holding LINK

>go on a cruise
>snail follows your direction into the ocean
>immediately gets lost in random currents, eaten by predators, etc.

Even if it lives forever the probability of it getting to you after this setback in the span of your lifetime is extremely low. Snails can’t navigate the ocean so it would just be in fates hand at this point.

>>52782737
You’re on an anonymous image board you faggot, kys. I’ll be smug and you’ll be coping.

I’m manifesting a brown gf. Do I have to write it down and look at it every day?

>tfw savings almost depleted
Gentleman…it’s been an honor. I must return to the wage life for now. But we’ll be reunified one day. When that days come we’ll be ready. We’ll be stronger, faster, wealthier, happier, better for the hardships. I ask that you not cry because we’re at this point. But rejoice because our hour draws nearer and we are closer to our fate. Until then. Godspeed.

Soon the hedgies shall get checkmated.

Admit it /biz/fucks. You want to be accepted by the "normies." That's all you've ever fucking wanted. But you're too obsessed with video games, crypto, and porn to live in the normie world. So you make fun of them, you crawl away to 4Chan and whine about how someone was vaguely interested in a TV show, believes the local news report about a dog getting fucking barbecued in a car, or consumes any other kind of media than shitposts.

So, how will you escape this hell?

if you don't buy now you're stupid.

Lets assume:

1. Everything in the top 200 by marketcap pumps during altseason
2. They all pump a full fib extension
3. This is regardless of fundamentals

Then it follows that:

The best buys RIGHT NOW are EOS, ZCash, Dash, Bitcoin Cash, Eth Classic and XRP because they will all pump and offer the highest percentage gains. Get these now and/or rotate some of your portfolio into them.

>but theyre shitcoins
Yes of course. But they will pump regardless. Do you want more money or do you want to finger your ass about the top-tier fundamentals of your favourite coins?

>>29832020
Far from questionable. You're talking about it and actively discussing it. You letting SJWs live in your head rent free means they never have to pay to advertise. Which means regardless of what they produce, they can guarantee a revenue stream. Which means they can underpay minority actors for an "opportunity to tell their story", or whatever the BS tagline is nowadays, and lock in massive profits.
It's kinda like how you can make a horror movie full of jumpscares for just a few thousand bucks and get a million back in revenue from ticket sales around Halloween, but even better than that because you'll have way less to subtract in advertisment of your films, and there's are multiple classes of people who will actively go out of their way to watch your films to prove a point, one way or the other.

>>29435911
AMPfag checking in, are we the next chainlink?

>>29274545
absolute unit. We're gonna be the future marines along with LINKchads while the pnd fools get robbed.

Here's why I'm all in:

Obviously, ETH is a fucking train wreck. The FTM bridge works, so that alone means FTM is gonna pump out some green dildos once the money starts moving out of Etherium (it'll move to other "ETH Killers, too). FTM seems like the most undervalued of what's around right now, therefore, it has the most upside.

"Scammer devs exit scammed and now they hired Russian devs". Fucking bullish. Putin wants out of the Petrodollar bad, and he's making moves in that direction. That's why Fantom is making friends in the Ukraine. Ukraine has basically become Putin's testing ground for tech. They use them as guinea pigs for memetics and cyber warfare - this has been known since at least 2015, and probably goes back as far as the early 2000s.
If the Ukraine is moving forward on Fantom, that means Putin likes what he sees so far. If it works in the Ukraine, there's a a good chance it'll get adopted by the a Kremlin once they're comfortable. The fact that it's also being looked at in Afghanistan and Dubai strengthens this theory - they're front running Russian adoption; Dubai because they're smart (and also because they're looking to become the world's first "smart city"), and Afghanistan because they're desperate (they wanna ride the Russian wave).

Could I be wrong? Of course.
But the risk/reward is worth it. The tech is good. The team is good. They're continuing to develop new functionality, more DeFi applications, and more scalability solutions. They're working with governments for mass adoption - something very few projects can claim. They have a hell of a lot more upside than downside.

And it's under $0.20...

Why aren't you buying?

lol this is a complete fabrication, i made it up. found the original LARP (>>28205230) on XSG and ran with it.

Thank you for the (you)s, gentlemen.

synthetic assets on uniswap and sushiswap

hmm

>>28609731
>everybody max out that leverage and crank out those options we gonna be hedgefund rich, only lose money if you sell

>>28149365
>AQB still holding strong
>CLF faggots getting assblasted
>farm status : LOCKED
>contracts status: LOCKED

say it with me FISH TO THE MOON FUCK THE DOUBTERS

>>28026277
WAGMI

>>27893030
lol, if anyone asks for advice just tell them to buy some coin that is absolutely going to dump, you will get a phone call of pure cope and seethe 1 day later and in the process you can tell them to never ask you for advice again