/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20296999
hello checked department

>call my female broker
>tell her to give me a million shares of TSM at market price when the market opens
>hang up, don’t even say bye

I love making money

>see a bunch of tickets being discussed and shilled
>I see TSM
>my brain fires all neurons and rewired my brain circuitry
>buy TSM, my brain said
>didn’t even google what it was
>immediately called my female broker and asked to drop 2k on calls at market open
>bogs bless me with huge green dildo
>up 30%

I don’t understand how you guys lose money

>be me browsing /smg/
>see a bunch of tickets being discussed and shilled
>I see TSM
>didn’t even google what it was
>immediately called my female broker and asked to drop 1k on calls
>up 30%

I don’t understand how you guys lose money

>Give me a million shares of NIO at market price

>Honey, the test results are back. I'm happy to say that yes, I am heterosexual.
>What's that honey? What do I hold? NIO, of course.

>Honey, the test results are back. I'm happy to say that yes, I am heterosexual.
>What's that honey? What do I hold? Chainlink, of course.