/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58050141
Chainlink

Example:
>Computer, author a paper on the power spectrum of matter density fluctuations
>>certainly! Here is the abstract, introduction, analytical work, and conclusion
>okay. Now add the latest observational data to refine the error bars

Computers without chainlink:
>>I'm sorry, I don't have access to real-world data

Computers with chainlink:
>>done!

>Computer, author a paper on the power spectrum of matter density fluctuations
>>certainly! Here is the abstract, introduction, analytical work, and conclusion
>okay. Now add the latest observational data to refine the error bars

Computers without chainlink:
>>I'm sorry, I don't have access to real-world data

Computers with chainlink:
>>done!

>Computer, author a paper on the power spectrum of matter density fluctuations
>>certainly! Here is the abstract, introduction, analytical work, and conclusion
>okay. Now add the latest observational data to refine the error bars

Computers without chainlink:
>>I'm sorry, I don't have access to real-world data

Computers with chainlink:
>>done!

>Computer, author a paper on the power spectrum of matter density fluctuations
>>certainly! Here is the abstract, introduction, analytical work, and conclusion
>okay. Now add the latest observational data to refine the error bars

Computers without chainlink:
>>I'm sorry, I don't have access to real-world data

Computers with chainlink:
>>done!

>Computer, author a paper on the power spectrum of matter density fluctuations
>>certainly! Here is the abstract, introduction, analytical work, and conclusion
>okay. Now add the latest observational data to refine the error bars

Computers without chainlink:
>>I'm sorry, I don't have access to real-world data

Computers with chainlink:
>>done!

I have been fudding this because I did not understand what it did. Now I do. So, sincerely, I am sorry.

You wake up. Breathe in the fresh morning air, and pick up your phone first thing to check the LINK chart. Last night it was $20.15 and you were feeling cautiously optimistic. You open up tradingview. $19.95. AGAIN. You sigh and tell yourself you see a cup and handle (if you squint hard enough). Drinking your morning coffee, you shower and get ready to drive to work. Before you leave you check again. $19.99. Maybe today's the day we break $20 FOR GOOD.
You get to work and right away the morning breakfast crowd is in. Busy BUSY morning. You check the price a few times on one of your many "bathroom" breaks, but it just keeps ranging from $19.80-$20.05. Finally, lunch time rolls around. You unwrap last night's leftovers and check the price. $19.60. Your heart sinks and your appetite is gone. We just broke a 2 day support. It's going to $18 at least, FOR SURE. Your finger hovers over the "sell" button, but you look up at the clock -- lunch time is over. Back to waiting tables. A few more bathroom breaks, and the worst one comes -- a candle down to $19.40. You tell yourself that, well, at this point, selling and buying lower wouldn't do anything because coinbase fees would cancel out your gains.
You ride out the storm. Finally, work ends. You check the price on your drive home. $19.50. Shit. You should've sold last night. What were you thinking?

March 20, 2024. Midnight UTC. CCIP or sell.

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT MANY OF YOU HAVE FALLEN VICTIM TO A SCAM WITH THE TICKER ($LINK). PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS IS A SCAM PERPETUATED BY KNOWN RUSSIAN SCAM ARTIST VLODYMYR PIOTROV (Alias: Sergey Nazarov). THIS MAN SHOULD BE CONSIDERED HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!!!
PLEASE REMOVE ANY FUNDS YOU HAVE IN TICKER $LINK TO AVOID INCURRING FURTHER LOSSES
Sincerely
The office of the securities and exchange commission (Moscow division)

Can you just keep it together at 0.0003? Please? Just don't dump sats any more. It should be simple. It happens naturally for every other fucking shitcoin. Just hold value vs btc. That's all I ask.

You wake up. Breathe in the fresh morning air, and pick up your phone first thing to check the LINK chart. Last night it was $20.15 and you were feeling cautiously optimistic. You open up tradingview. $19.95. AGAIN. You sigh and tell yourself you see a cup and handle (if you squint hard enough). Drinking your morning coffee, you shower and get ready to drive to work. Before you leave you check again. $19.99. Maybe today's the day we break $20 FOR GOOD.
You get to work and right away the morning breakfast crowd is in. Busy BUSY morning. You check the price a few times on one of your many "bathroom" breaks, but it just keeps ranging from $19.80-$20.05. Finally, lunch time rolls around. You unwrap last night's leftovers and check the price. $19.60. Your heart sinks and your appetite is gone. We just broke a 2 day support. It's going to $18 at least, FOR SURE. Your finger hovers over the "sell" button, but you look up at the clock -- lunch time is over. Back to waiting tables. A few more bathroom breaks, and the worst one comes -- a candle down to $19.40. You tell yourself that, well, at this point, selling and buying lower wouldn't do anything because coinbase fees would cancel out your gains.
You ride out the storm. Finally, work ends. You check the price on your drive home. $19.50. Shit. You should've sold last night. What were you thinking?

You wake up. Breathe in the fresh morning air, and pick up your phone first thing to check the LINK chart. Last night it was $20.15 and you were feeling cautiously optimistic. You open up tradingview. $19.95. AGAIN. You sigh and tell yourself you see a cup and handle (if you squint hard enough). Drinking your morning coffee, you shower and get ready to drive to work. Before you leave you check again. $19.99. Maybe today's the day we break $20 FOR GOOD.
You get to work and right away the morning breakfast crowd is in. Busy BUSY morning. You check the price a few times on one of your many "bathroom" breaks, but it just keeps ranging from $19.80-$20.05. Finally, lunch time rolls around. You unwrap last night's leftovers and check the price. $19.60. Your heart sinks and your appetite is gone. We just broke a 2 day support. It's going to $18 at least, FOR SURE. Your finger hovers over the "sell" button, but you look up at the clock -- lunch time is over. Back to waiting tables. A few more bathroom breaks, and the worst one comes -- a candle down to $19.40. You tell yourself that, well, at this point, selling and buying lower wouldn't do anything because coinbase fees would cancel out your gains.
You ride out the storm. Finally, work ends. You check the price on your drive home. $19.50. Shit. You should've sold last night. What were you thinking?

You wake up. Breathe in the fresh morning air, and pick up your phone first thing to check the LINK chart. Last night it was $20.15 and you were feeling cautiously optimistic. You open up tradingview. $19.95. AGAIN. You sigh and tell yourself you see a cup and handle (if you squint hard enough). Drinking your morning coffee, you shower and get ready to drive to work. Before you leave you check again. $19.99. Maybe today's the day we break $20 FOR GOOD.
You get to work and right away the morning breakfast crowd is in. Busy BUSY morning. You check the price a few times on one of your many "bathroom" breaks, but it just keeps ranging from $19.80-$20.05. Finally, lunch time rolls around. You unwrap last night's leftovers and check the price. $19.60. Your heart sinks and your appetite is gone. We just broke a 2 day support. It's going to $18 at least, FOR SURE. Your finger hovers over the "sell" button, but you look up at the clock -- lunch time is over. Back to waiting tables. A few more bathroom breaks, and the worst one comes -- a candle down to $19.40. You tell yourself that, well, at this point, selling and buying lower wouldn't do anything because coinbase fees would cancel out your gains.
You ride out the storm. Finally, work ends. You check the price on your drive home. $19.50. Shit. You should've sold last night. What were you thinking?

>tfw jannies scrub your thread for no reason
>>/biz/thread/57887761
No matter. I go to bed now, LINK is $20.15. I am cautiously optimistic.

You wake up. Breathe in the fresh morning air, and pick up your phone first thing to check the LINK chart. Last night it was $20.15 and you were feeling cautiously optimistic. You open up tradingview. $19.95. AGAIN. You sigh and tell yourself you see a cup and handle (if you squint hard enough). Drinking your morning coffee, you shower and get ready to drive to work. Before you leave you check again. $19.99. Maybe today's the day we break $20 FOR GOOD.
You get to work and right away the morning breakfast crowd is in. Busy BUSY morning. You check the price a few times on one of your many "bathroom" breaks, but it just keeps ranging from $19.80-$20.05. Finally, lunch time rolls around. You unwrap last night's leftovers and check the price. $19.60. Your heart sinks and your appetite is gone. We just broke a 2 day support. It's going to $18 at least, FOR SURE. Your finger hovers over the "sell" button, but you look up at the clock -- lunch time is over. Back to waiting tables. A few more bathroom breaks, and the worst one comes -- a candle down to $19.40. You tell yourself that, well, at this point, selling and buying lower wouldn't do anything because coinbase fees would cancel out your gains.
You ride out the storm. Finally, work ends. You check the price on your drive home. $19.50. Shit. You should've sold last night. What were you thinking?

/biz/ decides!
Please mark your responses to each of the following characteristics:
>1. An investment of money
>2. In a common enterprise
>3. With the expectation of profit
>4. To be derived from the efforts of others

We all know when CCIP gets delayed to June in the "fireside chat" on March 20, that Sergey will dump the week leading up to it so he can pay CLL with pre-delay-dump rates. So why aren't you shorting LINK? It's free money.

The crownless again shall be king

>_____ ___ _____,
>_____ ___ ____.
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>be me
>wake up
>BTC: +3%
>ETH: +7%
>DOGE: +14%
>SHIB: +70%
>ICP: +20%
...
>LINK: +1%
THIS IS THE BIG ONE LINK BROS!!! WTFWT!!! WAGMI!!!

"Fuddie"
"Advocate"
"Cuck"
"Ranjeet"

Why is LINK performing so poorly?
>haha le fatman dump
Ok but everything I mean EVERYTHING is pumping. Why can't LINK do a modest +0.01%? Why is it actually dropping in this crypto climate?

the team seems reasonable
>muh day in the life video kek!!!1!
Okay but compare this with fucking LINU/PEPE/BARRON tier coins which are also giga pumping

the project seems sound
>muh ZoomerCoin partnership!!
Okay but ZoomerCoin is literally pumping too. Again, compare this with what other cryptos are doing

Inflation isn't that bad
>the fatman is dumping!!
Compare with other inflating coins like AVAX and the like.

Make it make sense, /r9k/

Like LINU or ΡΕΡΕCOIN or BARRON. Y'know, things that actually give an ROI.

Ya hate (love) ta see it.