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>The exam will start with you lying on your left side with your knees bent.
>You will be asked to remove eyeglasses and/or dentures.
>Your doctor will give you some medication by intravenous injection to help you relax during the procedure.
>The well-lubricated colonoscope is passed into the rectum and slowly guided through the full length of the colon.
>It is usually necessary for the doctor to put air into the colon to aid him or her in the examination. This may cause you to feel full or distended.
>In order to be more comfortable, you may pass this air.
>The colon has several turns or bends, and as the colonoscope is passed around these turns, you may feel brief cramping or tugging sensations.

I finally get to feel what it is likes to get fucked besides rhetorically by the government.
My asshole v-card has been in tact for 47 years.

I know the faggots are the only ones who care about my asshole, and I know this isn't my personal blog, but I thought it proper to talk about my asshole to a bunch of assholes.